Gotta get a shave and a haircut dude. You'll never land that dream job looking like that.
Random shit
Moderators: Artful Drunktective, mistah willies, NYDingbat, Judge, oettinger, Oggar, Badfellow, Mr Boozificator
- Artful Drunktective
- Chugging Like Churchill
- Posts: 5359
- Joined: Mon Mar 16, 2015 1:00 pm
- Location: Yautja Prime
Re: Random shit
Okole maluna!
- scream ale
- Drinking Like W.C.
- Posts: 6212
- Joined: Mon Mar 19, 2018 11:26 am
- Location: Home usually.
Re: Random shit
Re: Random shit
Yes Daddy.scream ale wrote: ↑Mon Sep 06, 2021 11:53 amGotta get a shave and a haircut dude. You'll never land that dream job looking like that.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
- scream ale
- Drinking Like W.C.
- Posts: 6212
- Joined: Mon Mar 19, 2018 11:26 am
- Location: Home usually.
Re: Random shit
Creepy, creepy man.Nausea wrote: ↑Mon Sep 06, 2021 1:50 pmYes Daddy.scream ale wrote: ↑Mon Sep 06, 2021 11:53 amGotta get a shave and a haircut dude. You'll never land that dream job looking like that.
- ThirstyDrunk
- Juicing Like Jackie
- Posts: 12701
- Joined: Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:35 pm
- Location: Xenia
Re: Random shit
HA! I just watched one of that guys vids where he was drinking a bud light during the zoom interviews.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
- Badfellow
- Juicing Like Jackie
- Posts: 10728
- Joined: Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:05 pm
- Location: Republic of Drunkardia
Re: Random shit
Everyone should own a nice pair of nipple pasties for job interviews.
ພາສາລາວNONE GENUINE WITHOUT MY SIGNATUREພາສາລາວ
- Lush City
- Chugging Like Churchill
- Posts: 5087
- Joined: Wed Nov 14, 2012 7:55 pm
- Location: Nearest tiki lounge
Re: Random shit
He must be drinking alone because I wouldn't have a drink with this guy. Yikes!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
- Badfellow
- Juicing Like Jackie
- Posts: 10728
- Joined: Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:05 pm
- Location: Republic of Drunkardia
Re: Random shit
Guy logs into court teleconference session with the name Buttfucker 3000. Judge is not pleased.
ພາສາລາວNONE GENUINE WITHOUT MY SIGNATUREພາສາລາວ
- Rye and Coke
- Inebriate Savant
- Posts: 887
- Joined: Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:43 pm
- Location: You know that place between sleep and awake, the place where you can still remember dreaming?"
Re: Random shit
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
Re: Random shit
Watched his stuff as a kid. Found him hilarious.
Awesome personality.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
- Dear Booze
- Drinking God's Good Scotch
- Posts: 2516
- Joined: Thu Jun 27, 2013 11:01 pm
Re: Random shit
He was my favorite. Here is one of his most ridiculously funny bits: https://youtu.be/1-MJy7w69EU
DRINK!
Re: Random shit
When I first moved into this apartment 12 years ago, a large latte at the Peet's across the alley was $3.85. Today it is $5.15.
- benitobeast69
- Inebriate Savant
- Posts: 860
- Joined: Wed Sep 25, 2013 6:25 pm
- Location: Manchester, UK
Re: Random shit
It blows my mind that they would charge the first price even....it's only a fucking coffee.
Hangover cure: Rigorous sex, hydration, hot bath, then "go up for half an hour in an open aeroplane." - Kinglsey Amis
- scream ale
- Drinking Like W.C.
- Posts: 6212
- Joined: Mon Mar 19, 2018 11:26 am
- Location: Home usually.
Re: Random shit
I've never understood anything beyond black coffee.
- Lush City
- Chugging Like Churchill
- Posts: 5087
- Joined: Wed Nov 14, 2012 7:55 pm
- Location: Nearest tiki lounge
Re: Random shit
Back when I was a white collar coffee aficionado I learned quickly about Starbucks. You want a shot of espresso? $5. I was in Italy and these kiosks and coffee bars were everywhere. A double shot of espresso was around $2 US. Make it yourself.benitobeast69 wrote: ↑Sat Sep 18, 2021 9:41 amIt blows my mind that they would charge the first price even....it's only a fucking coffee.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.