im thikning i may get a new tat any one eles want to join me
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Re: Let's see your tats
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Re: Let's see your tats
There is a particular idiot who works here that can't not talk and loudly. One he was talking about his (now ex-) wife getting her makeup tattooed on her face, just like Tammy Faye
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Re: Let's see your tats
Is it just me, or has anyone else noticed that Bitch can't spell?
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go fuckk off........hows thAT FOR SPELLINGJimmy Lester {RIP} wrote:Is it just me, or has anyone else noticed that Bitch can't spell?
shit............... yuo suond like my english techer
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Re: Let's see your tats
i work with a girl that had that done dam is she uglee now and sheis fat with ceuliteFrankennietzsche wrote:There is a particular idiot who works here that can't not talk and loudly. One he was talking about his (now ex-) wife getting her makeup tattooed on her face, just like Tammy Faye
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Free Tacos
Well not for you, but would you get inked for free tacos for life
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Re: Are you inked?
Just out of curiosity, and to ask a personal question, how many here are inked, an when, what, an why (also where)
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Re: Free Tacos
Free booze for life? Definitely. But alas, tacos are not booze. Thus I say 👎
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Re: Are you inked?
I am not inked as I am too clueless. Never was drawn to something enough to have it put on my body, and wouldn't even know where I would want one. All I know is it would be small and not obvious.Merchant Seaman wrote: ↑Mon Sep 27, 2021 5:57 amJust out of curiosity, and to ask a personal question, how many here are inked, an when, what, an why (also where)
Maybe I should get one of my asshole dog...
What and where are your tats if you don't mind sharing?
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A horse on my right shoulder, I got it in 81 in Philadelphia, I was in the military stationed at the Navy yard there, and me and two friends went and got inked, on my left shoulder I have a ship an anchor with the inscription forever brave, also in the military, I got this one in Hong Kong also while in the military, then on my forearm I have a naked woman floating on a bed of roses, I got this one in San Dog, the day I left the service.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Mon Sep 27, 2021 9:46 amI am not inked as I am too clueless. Never was drawn to something enough to have it put on my body, and wouldn't even know where I would want one. All I know is it would be small and not obvious.Merchant Seaman wrote: ↑Mon Sep 27, 2021 5:57 amJust out of curiosity, and to ask a personal question, how many here are inked, an when, what, an why (also where)
Maybe I should get one of my asshole dog...
What and where are your tats if you don't mind sharing?
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Re: Are you inked?
A small flower on your buttArtful Drunktective wrote: ↑Mon Sep 27, 2021 9:46 am
I am not inked as I am too clueless. Never was drawn to something enough to have it put on my body, and wouldn't even know where I would want one. All I know is it would be small and not obvious.
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Re: Free Tacos
Merchant Seaman wrote: ↑Mon Sep 27, 2021 5:43 amWell not for you, but would you get inked for free tacos for life
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Wow. As much as I hate that tattoo, I think I would do it. And I'm not even inked (see post in Random Shit). Maybe I'd get it on my ass since nobody including myself has to look at that. But these tacos would have to be legendary. It can't just be any ol' Mexican food.
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Re: Are you inked?
Merchant Seaman wrote: ↑Mon Sep 27, 2021 10:01 amA small flower on your buttArtful Drunktective wrote: ↑Mon Sep 27, 2021 9:46 am
I am not inked as I am too clueless. Never was drawn to something enough to have it put on my body, and wouldn't even know where I would want one. All I know is it would be small and not obvious.
Totally considering it.
But then I would agonize over deciding on what type of flower...
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