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Merchant Seaman wrote:
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I would have thought more, when you consider that a major rock band has a crew of around 100 people, then add guests, journalists, and venue staff, you're talking 100-150 people over 6 months, that works out to what maybe 8 bottle a month per person likely less.
Just the band members. You`re right though on the drunk staff and other hangers on
That works out to four bottles per band member per day, I assume they were sharing with some groupies
that tour was also one of the longest rock band tours of all time though...about two and a half years.

Works out pretty much a bottle per day.
I mean there are worse ways to spend your late 20's/early 30's. lol
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The Castoroides, or "giant beaver", was the largest rodent found in North America during the Pleistocene period. About the size of a bear, it could easily gnaw your beany, little head off like a fucking twig and was far more vicious than giant rabbits twice it’s size.
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The Doedicurus was an enormous ancestor of the modern armadillo which wandered the pampas and savannas of South America during the Pleistocene epoch. It disappeared from the fossil record about 10,000 years ago along with many other large Ice Age animals.

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Merchant Seaman wrote:
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The Doedicurus was an enormous ancestor of the modern armadillo which wandered the pampas and savannas of South America during the Pleistocene epoch. It disappeared from the fossil record about 10,000 years ago along with many other large Ice Age animals.
It probably tasted like chicken.
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Badfellow wrote:
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The Castoroides, or "giant beaver", was the largest rodent found in North America during the Pleistocene period. About the size of a bear, it could easily gnaw your beany, little head off like a fucking twig and was far more vicious than giant rabbits twice it’s size.
Capyberra is a big ass rodent that lives in S. America.
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Oh I absolutely wanna do that on Lush City's spiral staircase.
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Lush City wrote:
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Badfellow wrote:
Thu Sep 30, 2021 8:36 am
The Castoroides, or "giant beaver", was the largest rodent found in North America during the Pleistocene period. About the size of a bear, it could easily gnaw your beany, little head off like a fucking twig and was far more vicious than giant rabbits twice it’s size.
Capyberra is a big ass rodent that lives in S. America.
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sat Oct 16, 2021 1:05 am
Lush City wrote:
Sun Oct 03, 2021 11:24 pm
Badfellow wrote:
Thu Sep 30, 2021 8:36 am
The Castoroides, or "giant beaver", was the largest rodent found in North America during the Pleistocene period. About the size of a bear, it could easily gnaw your beany, little head off like a fucking twig and was far more vicious than giant rabbits twice it’s size.
Capyberra is a big ass rodent that lives in S. America.
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Nutria going for 6 bucks a tail.
Some talented suave sleezy sales dude should turn the markets around on Nutria hides
Now there are some serious assholes who have started breeding Nutria for the sole purpose of collecting easy money. Kinda fucked up.
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I blame the Japanese and some guy in Texas for fucking up the profit margins on my nutria futures portfolio.
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Nutria fur coats are the new thing
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How much for the monkey fur?
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Lush City wrote:
Sun Oct 03, 2021 11:24 pm
Badfellow wrote:
Thu Sep 30, 2021 8:36 am
The Castoroides, or "giant beaver", was the largest rodent found in North America during the Pleistocene period. About the size of a bear, it could easily gnaw your beany, little head off like a fucking twig and was far more vicious than giant rabbits twice it’s size.
Capyberra is a big ass rodent that lives in S. America.
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Dear Booze wrote:
Sat Oct 16, 2021 11:17 am
ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sat Oct 16, 2021 1:05 am
Lush City wrote:
Sun Oct 03, 2021 11:24 pm

Capyberra is a big ass rodent that lives in S. America.
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Nutria going for 6 bucks a tail.
Some talented suave sleezy sales dude should turn the markets around on Nutria hides
Now there are some serious assholes who have started breeding Nutria for the sole purpose of collecting easy money. Kinda fucked up.
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