Better yet, after crashing mid air, only John Bon Jovi and Bono make it alive on parachutes.
Only to find out they are paragliding into an active volcano, very slowly
Only if Bono is tandem-strapped to Bon Joyless' back-side.
hard landing, bond instantly, must use garden hose to get them apart.
Lemon!
Better yet, after crashing mid air, only John Bon Jovi and Bono make it alive on parachutes.
Only to find out they are paragliding into an active volcano, very slowly
Only if Bono is tandem-strapped to Bon Joyless' back-side.
hard landing, bond instantly, must use garden hose to get them apart.
Lemon!
No garden hose. Where`s no smoke, there`s no fire. Let them dudes wrestle it out
Better yet, after crashing mid air, only John Bon Jovi and Bono make it alive on parachutes.
Only to find out they are paragliding into an active volcano, very slowly
Only if Bono is tandem-strapped to Bon Joyless' back-side.
hard landing, bond instantly, must use garden hose to get them apart.
Lemon!
No garden hose. Where`s no smoke, there`s no fire. Let them dudes wrestle it out
Yeah yeah, but with all the squealing... Hey, I gotta work in the morning.
Savage - I gotta piss like a mother fucker at 1 AM. What do I do?
How far can you arc it?
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
I haven''t decided if I should be Dear Abby or Miss Manners. (How many fingers should I hold up when drinking straight Makers from a bone china teacup?
Dear Lady Savage, asking for a friend: Who kicks more ass, Duke Nukem or the Doom guy?
I do not know these guys. But I do know that Liz of England has a slice of chocolate cake everyday with her G&T. I thoroughly approve, though I prefer champagne.
I haven''t decided if I should be Dear Abby or Miss Manners. (How many fingers should I hold up when drinking straight Makers from a bone china teacup?
Miss Manners would probably always go with the pinky lift no matter what the drink. So my vote is nah...not Miss Manners. As much as I like her, a lot of her advice about proper napkin placement and social faux pas is irrelevant to us drunkards. Do drunkards even use napkins? oettinger doesn't, but then again, he's feral. What I'm sayin' is...we need advice specific to a drunkard's needs.
Could you imagine?
"Dear Miss Manners, do I also put a pinky up when I'm shot-gunning a beer?"
"When I'm sharing nachos with others and a lot of them are stuck together, does that count as one and I get to eat them all?"
"What are your thoughts on beer bongs?"
"Is another person's beer or booze ever considered "up for grabs" at a certain point?"
"Is it considered rude to "crop dust" a fart at a party if no one knows it was you?"
That's why we have you, dear Savage, to help us with such important things.
I haven''t decided if I should be Dear Abby or Miss Manners. (How many fingers should I hold up when drinking straight Makers from a bone china teacup?
Miss Manners would probably always go with the pinky lift no matter what the drink. So my vote is nah...not Miss Manners. As much as I like her, a lot of her advice about proper napkin placement and social faux pas is irrelevant to us drunkards. Do drunkards even use napkins? oettinger doesn't, but then again, he's feral. What I'm sayin' is...we need advice specific to a drunkard's needs.
Could you imagine?
"Dear Miss Manners, do I also put a pinky up when I'm shot-gunning a beer?"
"When I'm sharing nachos with others and a lot of them are stuck together, does that count as one and I get to eat them all?"
"What are your thoughts on beer bongs?"
"Is another person's beer or booze ever considered "up for grabs" at a certain point?"
"Is it considered rude to "crop dust" a fart at a party if no one knows it was you?"
That's why we have you, dear Savage, to help us with such important things.
I use a cloth napkin and drink beer from a glass or mug. Shoot me. But when eating Grumpy's beef ribs, if you have a fat face like me, for goshsake use a paper towel, ya filthy animal!