The say what's on your mind thread ....
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Re: The say what's on your mind thread ....
Those are all unofficial, greeting card, copy and paste holidays. You remind me of a guy I hired named Jack Torrence.
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Re: The say what's on your mind thread ....
Day Drunk Day on the 8th of Drunkuary? Will that interfere with my regular afternoon or night drinking?
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Well, recognizing the fact that you are unable to chew gum and fart at the same time, the answer is yes. Yes it will probably fuck your life up pretty bad.
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Irish whisky day and mulled wine day. On the same day? That won't end well.
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Re: The say what's on your mind thread ....
I will have you know that I fart and chew gum at the same time just fine, thank you very much.Dear Booze wrote: ↑Thu Dec 09, 2021 9:12 pmWell, recognizing the fact that you are unable to chew gum and fart at the same time, the answer is yes. Yes it will probably fuck your life up pretty bad.
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Bud Light is a perfectly fine beer...THERE I SAID IT!
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
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I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
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Re: The say what's on your mind thread ....
I say, if you are a true drunkard, everyday is a holiday in disguise. Also, I just discovered I can't walk and fart at the same time. I have to stop and give myself away if someone is around.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Re: The say what's on your mind thread ....
Hey I like that! I should always think of it that way.
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I love discovering new threads and realizing that, not only have I already responded to them, but I responded recently.
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
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Re: The say what's on your mind thread ....
That’s kind of like Oettinger who loves telling stories and not realizing that, not only has he already told them, but told them recently.Rye and Coke wrote: ↑Tue Dec 21, 2021 2:57 amI love discovering new threads and realizing that, not only have I already responded to them, but I responded recently.
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Every household needs three books
Joy of Cooking
Some kind of first aid guide, or what to do if you can't afford the emergency room and someone is bleeding or waving their broken wing in your face or soiling your carpet with all the messy chidbirth schmutz.
also, Joy of Sex, in case you cannot figure out how to fit rod A into slot B
Some guy named Frank's book about enjoying life
Some book by some old guys that is full of incest and rape and murder and so forth. I think churches hand them out. Also, if you travel, you can steal them from motels.
I forget the other one, but that would make more than three, so we are good
Oh wait and a good cocktail book
though Joy has a lovely drinks chapter
oh and the bible and Grimms fairy tales, if you like good fiction see, the Bible.
Some kind of first aid guide, or what to do if you can't afford the emergency room and someone is bleeding or waving their broken wing in your face or soiling your carpet with all the messy chidbirth schmutz.
also, Joy of Sex, in case you cannot figure out how to fit rod A into slot B
Some guy named Frank's book about enjoying life
Some book by some old guys that is full of incest and rape and murder and so forth. I think churches hand them out. Also, if you travel, you can steal them from motels.
I forget the other one, but that would make more than three, so we are good
Oh wait and a good cocktail book
though Joy has a lovely drinks chapter
oh and the bible and Grimms fairy tales, if you like good fiction see, the Bible.
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Re: Every household needs three books
Savage wrote: ↑Tue Dec 28, 2021 5:14 amJoy of Cooking
Some kind of first aid guide, or what to do if you can't afford the emergency room and someone is bleeding or waving their broken wing in your face or soiling your carpet with all the messy chidbirth schmutz.
also, Joy of Sex, in case you cannot figure out how to fit rod A into slot B
Some guy named Frank's book about enjoying life
Some book by some old guys that is full of incest and rape and murder and so forth. I think churches hand them out. Also, if you travel, you can steal them from motels.
I forget the other one, but that would make more than three, so we are good
Oh wait and a good cocktail book
though Joy has a lovely drinks chapter
oh and the bible and Grimms fairy tales, if you like good fiction see, the Bible.
Three books you need in the house:
*Joy of Cooking (sixth edition)
*The Voynich Manuscript
*Handbook for the Recently Deceased
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I will say
that every morning, I check the news, hoping to see Betty White still alive, and Trump dead. Every day, I am halfway gratified.
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