When seeing your blood samples. your doctor fainted, got pale and felll over on his back.
What killed him was your liver numbers
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Drink!
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WELP MAKE this thread GREAT AGAIN!
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Epic saltyness. Have drink, then have another one and... Enjoy!
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I thought our brakeup was pretty clean cut and simple, why the tears now?oldsmartskunk wrote: ↑Sat Jan 29, 2022 2:25 pm
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I will take you out back and slap you with a bottle of Malört until your morale improves!
What the fuck is it with Germans and ALF? You got to be blackout drunk to watch that bottom fodder.
Okay, here’s the backstory on ALF: a horny little alien squats in the home of an abnormally square American family and uses his Jedi mind tricks to corrupt and pervert the females in order to feed his greasy sex addiction. Not quite as fucked up in concept as the TV series Small Wonder but pretty close.
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I've tried to watch ALF. No amount of beer makes that show funny.
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You might also feel less naked if stopped wearing your leather chaps commando style.
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You get PDFs in an email from a fellow drunkard and have no recollection of what it is for until you pen them.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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We broke up ??? Damn , unexpected. Your wife was all in our relationshipoettinger wrote: ↑Sun Jan 30, 2022 10:48 amI thought our brakeup was pretty clean cut and simple, why the tears now?oldsmartskunk wrote: ↑Sat Jan 29, 2022 2:25 pm
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Alcohol companies inqurie about your signature on the MDM boards for advertising space
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