Oh Sammich glory, and where to find 'em
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Re: Oh Sammich glory, and where to find 'em
I've never seen a burger look so poor yet also sound so great in it's description.
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Re: Oh Sammich glory, and where to find 'em
I can't get around the tomato sauce on the PizzaMac. Tomatoes on a burger - yay. Ketchup on a burger - yay. But tomato sauce? Nope. I'd skip on this and just get the Big Mac like I always do.
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Re: Oh Sammich glory - yay or nay?
"Between two thick slices of white bread, you'll find a generous filling of diced beef in a tangy tomato and herb sauce, layered with cooked pasta sheets and finished with a creamy cheddar, ricotta and mayonnaise dressing."
You can find this delectable Lasagna Sandwich from UK Tesco grocery stores.
Yay or nay?
Big ol' NAAAAAY.
You can find this delectable Lasagna Sandwich from UK Tesco grocery stores.
Yay or nay?
Big ol' NAAAAAY.
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Re: Oh Sammich glory, and where to find 'em
Even though I usually do have a thick slice of Italian bread with lasagna making a sammich out of it just doesn't work for me. The mayo doesn't do anything for me either.
Those wacky Englishmen will make anything into a sammich. And sell it for under three pounds.
Those wacky Englishmen will make anything into a sammich. And sell it for under three pounds.
Re: Oh Sammich glory, and where to find 'em
I've made spaghetti sammies before so yeah, I'd take a run at this.
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Re: Oh Sammich glory, and where to find 'em
It looks like a lot of bread with lasagna jam in between
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Re: Oh Sammich glory, and where to find 'em
I mean, it doesn't seem BAD.
Just unnecessary. Lasagna is perfectly fine on its own. Ask Garfield.
Just unnecessary. Lasagna is perfectly fine on its own. Ask Garfield.
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Agreed. And yes, Garfield is correct. Ya don't eff with lasagna.
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Re: Oh Sammich glory - yay or nay?
We can all thank Burger King Malaysia for this one. Next time you're dinging around Kuala Lumpur, why not pick up a few?
The Chocolate Melt Beefacon is a burger stacked with two flame-grilled beef patties drizzled in chocolate sauce, crispy-fried onions, Beefacon (Burger King’s beef bacon), American cheese and mayo laid over a toasted sesame seed bun.
The Chocolate Melt Crispy Chick’N Crisp takes two crispy chicken patties topped with chocolate sauce packed together with crispy onions, chicken bacon and American cheese on a toasted sesame seed bun.
Yay or effin' Nay? Or better yet, you have to pick one...which one will it be???
(BK has plant based burgers too so we'll throw in a chocolate plant option).
The Chocolate Melt Beefacon is a burger stacked with two flame-grilled beef patties drizzled in chocolate sauce, crispy-fried onions, Beefacon (Burger King’s beef bacon), American cheese and mayo laid over a toasted sesame seed bun.
The Chocolate Melt Crispy Chick’N Crisp takes two crispy chicken patties topped with chocolate sauce packed together with crispy onions, chicken bacon and American cheese on a toasted sesame seed bun.
Yay or effin' Nay? Or better yet, you have to pick one...which one will it be???
(BK has plant based burgers too so we'll throw in a chocolate plant option).
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Re: Oh Sammich glory, and where to find 'em
Was that a child's idea?
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From a grown up drunk with a coco fetish I thought
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Re: Oh Sammich glory, and where to find 'em
If I had to choose, it would be the chocolate chicken sand. The rationale behind it was the fact that there's chicken and waffles. Usually there's a sweet sauce like a syrup or jelly involved, which makes me think the chicken is a better choice for chocolate sauce. But really it all sounds downright heinous. Epic fail, Malaysia.
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Re: Oh Sammich glory, and where to find 'em
For real. Although even as a child, I still think I would have thought it was the worst possible sauce I would ever want on a burger.
I know ScAle is gonna disagree, but to be fair, I thought mayonnaise on burgers would be disgusting too. But the German version of Royale with cheese -the Royal TS burger (tomato, lettuce, cheese, and mayo)- is pretty delicious and a nice change from the typical pickles, K & M. But chocolate? Nope.
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