Can we have the final battle between Savage vs Dingbat that does decide TO WEAR OR NOT TO WEAR please
Wait, what? I just saw Covid and clicked on the last page, and you're talking about a battle? I don't want to read 20 pages!
But if I were to go in to battle, I would need armor, flat shoes/boots, my crown of course, and my light saber (borrowed from my Star Wars fanatic daughter)
Except why would I fight Dingbat? We would go together and kick ass. Wipe the street with Putin, storm Mar a Lago, kick Cruz off Canada's highest peak, roast Greene over an open fire, etc.
Who do you hate more, bavarians or austrain people?
I have no hate at all. Well, I've hated myself at times and became better. Use all you got. The best and also worst of you. To strengthen your character, your will and power. We all go through a journey with an inevitable end. To help out here and there makes it worthy.
To answer your question: The Austrian accent is horrible, but you can get an Oscar with the Christoph Waltz Schmalz charm. Really no hate at all.
To be concrete about the topic of hate, let's say war mongerers. I just think they have a serious brain problem. I can't hate people for being idiots.
So my bag with all my Armenian brandy had gone missing. It was found later.
Now been told 1 bottle broken. 1 bottle seal broken (it was the 7 year) and another bottle (10 year) seal broken and its contents mysteriously disappeared. Almost like some baggage guy decanted the whole fucking bottle.
I'm both heartbroken and furious!
Major Strasser: What is your nationality?
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
So my bag with all my Armenian brandy had gone missing. It was found later.
Now been told 1 bottle broken. 1 bottle seal broken (it was the 7 year) and another bottle (10 year) seal broken and its contents mysteriously disappeared. Almost like some baggage guy decanted the whole fucking bottle.
I'm both heartbroken and furious!
Lesson learned. Mail all your stash back. Label it fragile and declare it as olive oil or vinegar from some artisinal place and ship that shit in a sealed, padded and most importantly absorbent packing material.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
So my bag with all my Armenian brandy had gone missing. It was found later.
Now been told 1 bottle broken. 1 bottle seal broken (it was the 7 year) and another bottle (10 year) seal broken and its contents mysteriously disappeared. Almost like some baggage guy decanted the whole fucking bottle.
I'm both heartbroken and furious!
Lesson learned. Mail all your stash back. Label it fragile and declare it as olive oil or vinegar from some artisinal place and ship that shit in a sealed, padded and most importantly absorbent packing material.
I was trying to avoid duty. I really should have just bought a shit tonne in the duty-free store instead of at the factory shop. Probably would have paid a bit more, but then again some guy from Essex wouldn't be decanting my bloody brandy into some plastic coke bottle. The slag!
Major Strasser: What is your nationality?
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
So my bag with all my Armenian brandy had gone missing. It was found later.
Now been told 1 bottle broken. 1 bottle seal broken (it was the 7 year) and another bottle (10 year) seal broken and its contents mysteriously disappeared. Almost like some baggage guy decanted the whole fucking bottle.
I'm both heartbroken and furious!
Lesson learned. Mail all your stash back. Label it fragile and declare it as olive oil or vinegar from some artisinal place and ship that shit in a sealed, padded and most importantly absorbent packing material.
Listen to him. He’s pre-med.
You may take your chances getting it through customs, but those odds are far more attractive than trusting your precious cargos to the mercy of some thieving, baggage handling twat with sticky fingers and no sense of taste in booze.
At any rate, sorry for your loss. If it makes you feel any better, we can always track the culprits down and break their fingers with an empty brandy bottle whilst chanting Armenian proverbs of vengeance.