Random shit

[scream ale]

[Savage]

nobody on this message board has shown more nipples than me

Are you a doggie?

[scream ale]

nobody on this message board has shown more nipples than me

Are you a doggie?

[oettinger]

Valid question if you ask me

[Artful Drunktective]

Pretty sure Badfellow had this poster on his wall, eh. Probably still does, that canuck.

[oettinger]

^^^ exhibit #105 why I could have been a sports/drunk star in the 80s.

Those musicians on the other hand...

[Rye and Coke]

Christ, what movie is this from?!

[ThirstyDrunk]

OK it was just my two nipples and a singular nipple of another drunkard, but I've shown mine on more occasions than anyonelse drunkards

[scream ale]

Christ, what movie is this from?!

Suburbia. A bad movie from the 80's.

[Rye and Coke]

Suburbia. A bad movie from the 80's.

It's looks so familiar.

I swear to god, I've either seen it or seen a parody of it.

Goddamn blue eggs.

[Patchez]

Suburbia. A bad movie from the 80's.

It's looks so familiar.

I swear to god, I've either seen it or seen a parody of it.

Goddamn blue eggs.

That's Flea shaking the eggs.

[Savage]

I do not understand blue eggs. Or pink picked eggs. But I want a pickled egg. When I met Grumpy, he was fapped to running a Staff NCO club, and they had two giant glass jars. One was full of pickled pigs feet, and the other was full of pickled hard boiled eggs. I never tasted anything from either jar. Tom said drunk women loved the pickled pig feet. Ewww.

There was a restaurant we used to go to that had brown eggs. They were pickled and tasty and brown and they were served on a steak salad dish that I really liked. So of course, they discontinued it. That always happens. I am death to anything yummy. If I go to a restaurant and like something I like a lot, they will discontinue it. Blame me. I am food death.

[Savage]

Pretty sure Badfellow had this poster on his wall, eh. Probably still does, that canuck.

That guy looks like a fruitcake.

[oettinger]

There`s this german tradition on May 1st to load up a handcart with beer and hooch and go on a drunk trail.
Sounds fun until all those drunks passing by our house start using our fence as urinal like DearBooze does with his.

[Badfellow]

There`s this german tradition on May 1st to load up a handcart with beer and hooch and go on a drunk trail.
Sounds fun until all those drunks passing by our house start using our fence as urinal like DearBooze does with his.

I was looking back at some old newspapers from the 1950-60’s, and apparently it was a thing during the spring for the local athletic boosters (kind of like a charity for the school sports teams) to auction off a "wheelbarrow full of booze". Guessing it was inspired by your German tradition of gedrunktkartentrekkenpissfest.