The game of "That rug really tied the room together"

[scream ale]

That pre-op tranny really zip tied my balls together

Now there's a visual.

[Nausea]

I want to dissect your testicles.

Scalpel, anyone?

[scream ale]

I want to dissect your testicles.

Look at you with a new hobby.

[Badfellow]

That shitstorm really tied the clusterfuck together.

[Artful Drunktective]

The bass mounted on a plaque on the wall really tied Badfellow's room together.

[Artful Drunktective]

The Hidden Valley Ranch (dressing/dip/seasoning) really tied the (fill in the blank) together.

French Fries
Salads
Chicken sandwiches
Raw veggies
Pizza
Potato skins
Chicken tenders
Jalapeño poppers
Pasta salad
BLT's
Mashed potatoes
Zucchini fries
Taquitos
Mozzarella sticks
Bacon-wrapped mushrooms
Potato salad
Breadsticks
Chicken wings

The ranch seasoning is also awesome used as a spice. Mix it in with burger meat, sprinkle it on roasted potatoes, homemade Chex Mix, pumpkin seeds, oyster crackers etc. It really does tie it all together.

I don't think it would tie my soda together, however. Yes, it's a real thing.

[Badfellow]

The bass mounted on a plaque on the wall really tied Badfellow's room together.

It’s a walleye. Not a bass but a freakin’ walleye. How many more times, madam, must endure your insufferable mistaken identification of North American freshwater fish species? Perhaps if it were covered in Hidden Valley Ranch sauce.

[Artful Drunktective]

The bass mounted on a plaque on the wall really tied Badfellow's room together.

It’s a walleye. Not a bass but a freakin’ walleye. How many more times, madam, must endure your insufferable mistaken identification of North American freshwater fish species? Perhaps if it were covered in Hidden Valley Ranch sauce.

Brah. I was gunna say it was a trout at first. That speaks volumes of my knowledge of North American Freshwater Fish. However, what I do know, is that whatever fish you mounted on the plaque really tied the fkin room together.

[Nausea]

The Hidden Valley Ranch (dressing/dip/seasoning) really tied the (fill in the blank) together.
I don't think it would tie my soda together, however. Yes, it's a real thing.

Ranch Soda Challenge!

[Artful Drunktective]

That 1000 Island dressing really tied the Reuben together.