Found some Chef Boyardee for Hugh. Some golden chicken, hell yeah!
My grandfather used to raise golden chickens down home on the ramen noodle farm before that unscrupulous bastard Boyardee muscled him out of the business. Now we just smuggle powdered chicken in from Michoacán by the kilo. The times they are a changin’.
Found some Chef Boyardee for Hugh. Some golden chicken, hell yeah!
The Chef Boyardee I had been accumulating while trying to be thrifty is gone. I grew tired of it in short order and have never gone back. I still get canned soups (Chunky Clam Chowder is good) and I still have some old expired corned beef hash.
Found some Chef Boyardee for Hugh. Some golden chicken, hell yeah!
The Chef Boyardee I had been accumulating while trying to be thrifty is gone. I grew tired of it in short order and have never gone back. I still get canned soups (Chunky Clam Chowder is good) and I still have some old expired corned beef hash.
A can of Chunky Clam Chowder in a batch of Kraft Mac'n'Cheese as a milk substitute or a creamy boost to milk makes a meak fit for a drunkard king.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Anyone had a can of SpagettiOs lately? American prosperity created so many pasta shaped Os that we can cut them with tomato sauce and feed the entire planet.