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Deadpool
So I work with some sick fucks including the boys at bar next door. Hopeless gamblers and drunks ourselves, Is it wrong to start a pool on which one of our customers dies next, us included? Thinking about it, I realized I need to clean out my database, how many of my customers have died? Got very depressed after I counted the first dozen. So I started thinking about about the ones still alive, who saved themselves and/or moved away. I miss them too for they are no longer customers, still depressed. Even if I win the pool I will still be depressed.
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I am sad to know how many of us have died. Despite inherited illnesses, I'm still standing, but so many have left us. I hope we can have a big drinking party in the afterlife, with music from our talented members, good food (I'll cook some stuff), and plenty of the elixir of the gods of your choice.
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Re: Deadpool
it's even more depressing when you think about this board. The few I've met and drank with, some I never met, some became good fiends (Schmernie even came to my store once). After all I sell the poison we all love. Carry on.Savage wrote: ↑Thu Aug 18, 2022 2:20 amI am sad to know how many of us have died. Despite inherited illnesses, I'm still standing, but so many have left us. I hope we can have a big drinking party in the afterlife, with music from our talented members, good food (I'll cook some stuff), and plenty of the elixir of the gods of your choice.
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Re: Deadpool
I`d start with finding out wich drink the recently deceased had shared. That will lead to new answers
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Re: Deadpool
So the moral of the story is you drink fireball, you die?
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Re: Deadpool
What you prefer to drink says a lot about how you’ll probably die. For example:
Fireball… a fiery DUI car crash in a Pontiac Firebird or more likely a Pontiac Fiero.
Jäegermeister… choke to death on your own vomit at a Bjork concert.
PBR… you’ll probably die from being too hip.
Ten High Whiskey… drunk and alone, but definitely drunk.
Stoli Vodka… cyanide pill outside the US embassy in Moscow.
Ouzo… raped to death by horny Greeks.
Hard Mountain Dew… meth overdose.
Mescal… cartel gunfight in the Sonora desert.
Fireball… a fiery DUI car crash in a Pontiac Firebird or more likely a Pontiac Fiero.
Jäegermeister… choke to death on your own vomit at a Bjork concert.
PBR… you’ll probably die from being too hip.
Ten High Whiskey… drunk and alone, but definitely drunk.
Stoli Vodka… cyanide pill outside the US embassy in Moscow.
Ouzo… raped to death by horny Greeks.
Hard Mountain Dew… meth overdose.
Mescal… cartel gunfight in the Sonora desert.
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Re: Deadpool
Captain Morgan - keelhauled
Sailor Jerry - Hepatitis
Armagnac - sword duel
Old Overholt - Fall down, in the mud, get kicked, in the head, with an iron boot
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MD 20/20… went under the wheels while hopping a freight train in Gary, Indiana
White Claw Hard Seltzer… sorority hazing ritual gone horribly awry with over 40m views on TikTok
TJD Tennessee Whiskey… COVID-19 due to complications from an infected mullet
The Macallan 18… shot to death behind the opera house while valiantly defending your wife from a mugger and your stupid kid saw the whole thing
Rumple Minz… decapitated by a Viking chic riding a polar bear
White Claw Hard Seltzer… sorority hazing ritual gone horribly awry with over 40m views on TikTok
TJD Tennessee Whiskey… COVID-19 due to complications from an infected mullet
The Macallan 18… shot to death behind the opera house while valiantly defending your wife from a mugger and your stupid kid saw the whole thing
Rumple Minz… decapitated by a Viking chic riding a polar bear
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Re: Deadpool
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Rumple Minz… decapitated by a Viking chic riding a polar bear
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I think that's PermaFrost
Rumple Minz… decapitated by a Viking chic riding a polar bear
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I think that's PermaFrost
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Re: Deadpool
Everclear 190… spontaneous combustion.
Natural Ice… self inflicted methane poisoning from improperly ventilated trailer home.
Yukon Jack… chainsaw.
Southern Comfort… bit in the testicles by a cottonmouth while noodling for catfish in the swamp.
Kinky Vodka… death by snu-snu.
Natural Ice… self inflicted methane poisoning from improperly ventilated trailer home.
Yukon Jack… chainsaw.
Southern Comfort… bit in the testicles by a cottonmouth while noodling for catfish in the swamp.
Kinky Vodka… death by snu-snu.
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Re: Deadpool
Olde English 800 -- shot by local gang members and then bitch-slapped back to reality by the ghost of Tupac
Fireball -- obliterated by an asteroid hailing from the Milky Way's Center for Cosmic Justice
Crown Royal -- suffocated by Queen Elizabeth's special night time velvet undies
Kentucky Deluxe -- transcendence with Bacchus to the Holy Booze Nebula
Fireball -- obliterated by an asteroid hailing from the Milky Way's Center for Cosmic Justice
Crown Royal -- suffocated by Queen Elizabeth's special night time velvet undies
Kentucky Deluxe -- transcendence with Bacchus to the Holy Booze Nebula
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
Re: Deadpool
I`ll have the fireroyalenglishdeluxe - Justice being slapped by the queen`s dirty undies into nebulaNausea wrote: ↑Wed Aug 31, 2022 12:46 amOlde English 800 -- shot by local gang members and then bitch-slapped back to reality by the ghost of Tupac
Fireball -- obliterated by an asteroid hailing from the Milky Way's Center for Cosmic Justice
Crown Royal -- suffocated by Queen Elizabeth's special night time velvet undies
Kentucky Deluxe -- transcendence with Bacchus to the Holy Booze Nebula
Drink!