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Patchez wrote:
Mon Jul 24, 2023 1:17 pm
Some of those chlorine tablets they have for shocking a swimming pool. place it just inside the entrance to the hole and add water. I've heard that it creates chlorine gas that is heavier than air and will travel the tunnels settling in low areas. then choke the little asshole out. Could be urban myth. May be true. Never tested it,
We used that before, very german tactic indeed. It`s just very poisonous stuff I`ll be careful with since we have pets in the garden that dig into those mole hills. But that shit works for a couple weeks atleast. Fun fact: that stuff was used in lamps in the ol days
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Good morning sunday drunks,

we booked a flight to visit AD`s family in september. I was pleasently surprised how dead cheap it is. Everywhere you hear about how expensive flights have gotten. Not ours I guess. Two persons full trip from Deutschland to the US and back for just under 1400 bucks is a reason to party.

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Simply musing at this hour of the day at how totally soused I've become with no end in sight! It was a great achievement despite the tough steak I had for lunch. I drank my dinner to spare my stomach any more stress.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Sun Jul 30, 2023 10:04 pm
Simply musing at this hour of the day at how totally soused I've become with no end in sight! It was a great achievement despite the tough steak I had for lunch. I drank my dinner to spare my stomach any more stress.
Get yourself some of the tube food they issue to spy plane pilots and you won’t even have to chew.
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Lush City wrote:
Sun Jul 30, 2023 10:04 pm
Simply musing at this hour of the day at how totally soused I've become with no end in sight! It was a great achievement despite the tough steak I had for lunch. I drank my dinner to spare my stomach any more stress.
I have a steak in the fridge my derelict roommate bought me, but drinking my dinner sounds better than cooking.
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Good morning sunday drunks,

for the second time in the last couple of weeks AD had to wake me up being passed out in my office chair. I know benitobeast does this reguarly on skype too. Do you always find a way to crawl into bed when blacked out? I certainly don`t.

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^^ It's probably the WT101 that keeps you anchored on your chair. My lizard brain's usually good at taking me to bed when I'm blacked out, although I have come to in the bathtub a few times. Seems like blacked-out DrunkinEurope wants hungover DrunkinEurope to smell nice.

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I don't know how my better half gets my dead drunk ass off the couch. But she does it well. And often. Must be her hidden talent.

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DrunkinEurope wrote:
Sun Aug 06, 2023 2:33 pm
^^ It's probably the WT101 that keeps you anchored on your chair. My lizard brain's usually good at taking me to bed when I'm blacked out, although I have come to in the bathtub a few times. Seems like blacked-out DrunkinEurope wants hungover DrunkinEurope to smell nice.
The bathtub??? I've woken up at my desk with my arm in a tray of food a couple of times.

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Yeah, it’s good to have a bathtub or a desk. I took a little cat nap (passed out) on Canal Street one night and woke up without my shoes. My immediate thought was, No Shirt No Shoes, No service.
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We once tried to take of fellow Donald J drunk`s combat boots while was giggly drunk.
They were so tight we had to pull with the pickup truck. True story, minus the truck
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oettinger wrote:
Sun Aug 06, 2023 5:31 am
Good morning sunday drunks,

for the second time in the last couple of weeks AD had to wake me up being passed out in my office chair. I know benitobeast does this reguarly on skype too. Do you always find a way to crawl into bed when blacked out? I certainly don`t.

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you did a Benno? lol.

i usually find my bed eventually...i either wake up the next day in bed with my last memory being chattintg on skype or i wake up at the computer in the middle of the night still with a beer thirst on and carry on drinking.
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Thompson wrote:
Mon Aug 07, 2023 11:45 am
Yeah, it’s good to have a bathtub or a desk. I took a little cat nap (passed out) on Canal Street one night and woke up without my shoes. My immediate thought was, No Shirt No Shoes, No service.
canal street in manchester where i live is a gay strip....(which i always loved cause ya can't spell canal without anal.)

but yeah you can loose a lot worse than your shoes there.
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Re: Sunday

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Good morning sunday drunks,

can someone please tell my dad that his stupid lawnmower tractor is broken beyond repair!
He refuses to aknowledge this since he paid the neighbour 500 bucks for it and won`t give up on his "investment".
Sure a fancy new one costs about 6000 bucks but it`s worth it.
I`ll definitely not try help him fix it on a drunken sunday. There`s better things to waste your time with.

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Hey, Güntz! The stupid lawnmower tractor is broken beyond repair! Buy a new one!

There, I told him. But I don’t think he understands English.
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