Google Translate wrote:Yo, yo, Lil Günty. That shit you flubberin over be broke. You gotta flex dem reichsmarks, bitch. Git yoself one dem Lamborghini lawnmower tractors with da spinnin rims. I gots like 7 of ‘em.
Sunday
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- Badfellow
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Re: Sunday
Let me fix that quick.
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- whiskeyprick
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Re: Sunday
fuck google
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- scream ale
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Re: Sunday
^^^ words to live by
- Badfellow
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Re: Sunday
Your mom’s name is google?
Alright, let me fix that up again quick.
Spicoli Translator wrote:Hey, German brah. That lawnmower tractor thing is toast. You need to like totally get a new one and shred some serious lawn, brah.
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Re: Sunday
Good evening drunks,
let`s talk about knees. Yesterday I fell up the stairs.
Both my knees are fucked. Don`t fall.
Cheers
let`s talk about knees. Yesterday I fell up the stairs.
Both my knees are fucked. Don`t fall.
Cheers
Drink!
- scream ale
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Re: Sunday
Good evening sunday drunks,
today one of our cats managed to throw up behind a shelf in the living room.
Damn what a mess to clean up.
What`s the dumbest spots you ever threw up onto?
Cheers
today one of our cats managed to throw up behind a shelf in the living room.
Damn what a mess to clean up.
What`s the dumbest spots you ever threw up onto?
Cheers
Drink!
- Dear Booze
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Re: Sunday
The back of a cop car.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
- Savage
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Re: Sunday
You probably don't want to know.scream ale wrote: ↑Sun Aug 06, 2023 5:00 pmI don't know how my better half gets my dead drunk ass off the couch. But she does it well. And often. Must be her hidden talent.
You're better off.
like tears in rain
- Savage
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Re: Sunday
Yesternight I fell up the stairs. In the morning, I remembered that we no longer have stairs.
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Re: Sunday
Good morning sunday drunks,
I woke up with a bad back today. Two days before sitting for hours and hours on a plane. Nice!
Should get drunk, cheers
I woke up with a bad back today. Two days before sitting for hours and hours on a plane. Nice!
Should get drunk, cheers
Drink!
- scream ale
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Re: Sunday
Good afternoon sunday drunks,
I`m kinda in the american timezone still even though we returned to europe on friday morning. I slept until three in the afternoon twice now this weekend.
My drinking schedule is totally messed up right now.
Oh well... cheers
I`m kinda in the american timezone still even though we returned to europe on friday morning. I slept until three in the afternoon twice now this weekend.
My drinking schedule is totally messed up right now.
Oh well... cheers
Drink!