Mmmmmm leather short pants and lederhosen.
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Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
- Artful Drunktective
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No, wearing lederhosen makes you look gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.oettinger wrote: ↑Sat Dec 09, 2023 1:49 pmIt makes me look gayArtful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sat Dec 09, 2023 12:04 pm
I love it when you guys call me sir. Daddy also works.
Okole maluna!
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Just a test post. Can't tell if my internet is blowing out or if it's Chrome.
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Hugh buys, whisky sour for me.
Internet is fine.
Post often
Post drunk
Post often drunk Hugh
Drink!
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I enjoy beer. I enjoy liquor. Uhhh... I enjoy radios. Nice to meet you!
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Hack, good to see ya. Plenty of lies and tall tales (wag wag) in this joint. It’s open 24-7. No restrictions, no censoring. Do you bowl?
“Talk is cheap, whiskey costs money.” — Harry Caray
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Welcome, Hack.
Don't hack my laptop. My passwords are saved in a plain text file.
New drunk buys, so I'll take a Caol Ila 12, but make it taste like the first time. Cheers.
Don't hack my laptop. My passwords are saved in a plain text file.
New drunk buys, so I'll take a Caol Ila 12, but make it taste like the first time. Cheers.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Welcome on board Hack.
Don`t forget:
post often
post drunk
post often drunk.
New guy buys, I`ll have a frozen daquiri please
Don`t forget:
post often
post drunk
post often drunk.
New guy buys, I`ll have a frozen daquiri please
Drink!
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I'm still at work so I'll take a water. But make it taste like Buffalo Trace.
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Oh yes... or at least I used to! It was a place between kentville and wolfville novascotia. I was looking for love in bars. No such luck. So I tried grocery stores, theaters, libraries, etc. etc. To heck with it! A bowling alley! Turns out this bowling alley has the cheapest beer in town! So after a frame I slinked to the bar. A nice young lass sat next to me. I ordered a pint. She ordered a pitcher. She drank the pitcher before I finished my pint!
A DRINKING LASS! Aye.
Then her mum came up. This is fine. I'm ok with both! Time to go to their home. I'll call a cab!
The cab arrives and he says "I can take you!" He jabs his finger towards me. "But them" he points. "They bailed on a 200$ cab ride." I apologized and gave him 10$ for his troubles. The mum apologized and we called CJs instead of MJs cab.
We get in the cab. I was going to take them out to dinner but the daughter passed out in the back seat. We get to the house. I help the daughter on to the couch. The mother leaves the house. I go to the washroom and wash my face. Would would my buddy ******* do? Drink tea.
I start searching through the cupboards for tea. The cupboards are bare. No tea? Unconscious women? I leave. She can keep my sweater.
All good. All my passwords are in the same file too. Cheers!
I can't afford to buy you one, but at the home bar I have green freezie and white rum. Should be about the same?
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- Ten Feet Tall and Bulletproof
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Great story, Hack. All’s well that ends well, or something like that. I keep a metal (silver?) spoon in my pocket. It’s hard to eat grits and those little peas with a plastic fork. Hugh’s Diner has proper utensils, but the Chelsea Drug Store only has plastic forks.
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I saw this guy at Chelsea’s, figured him as a homeless lugging his sleeping bag on his back. Big tall muscular looking fellow. He’s in front of me at the check out aisle. Besides his sleeping bag he’s got two other bags he’s lugging around. I figured his purchases were in the bags. No, his only purchase was one of those miniature airline bottles of peach vodka. One dollar. How’s he going to make it on one little tiny peach vodka airline bottle? I thought.
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- Artful Drunktective
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Hidey Ho Hack! Welcome aboard! We're having nice weather today so I'm feeling a Tequila Sunrise if you please (not my regular drink btw but I do like them at a bar.) Looking forward to your future stories. Sláinte!
Okole maluna!
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Welcome aboard, Hack, always nice to see new people joining our crew that staggers forth in search of a good buzz. Since the new guy buys, I'll have a pint glass of Four Roses, with some ice because it's hot where I live. Cheers!
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Welcome Hack. New guy buys. I'll have a bucket of cold Hamm's.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice