I may be drunk at the moment, but I will not buy any kooky shit on Ebay. This is a promise I make to myself. Instead, I will bid on cool stuff like this excellent book flask.
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Has anyone else woke up to discover they have bid on totally off the wall crap?
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The problem is that when you wake up after a hard night on the sauce and see all the e'mails confirming your bids. Then you start sweating and hoping that someone out there is at least as drunk as you, and outbids you. Because all the stuff you have bid on is total utter crap :roll:
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No doubt. I bought a really cool french "Twin Peaks" poster from ebay last year while waging a personal war against a bottle of Bushmills. It's a really cool poster but why did I buy 4 of them????The problem is that when you wake up after a hard night on the sauce and see all the emails confirming your bids.
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Double double vision?SeeNoEvil wrote:...but why did I buy 4 of them????
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Why the hell would solicitors wish to wrestle his donkey...?joesixpack wrote:You could get SO sued and chased down by units of e Bay lawyers tag teaming your ass...
Make sense, man!
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I wanted a little abalone trivet. Worth maybe a few bucks. Some nutcase started a bidding war, and I was drinking, and before I got hold of myself I had bid over forty dollars. Thank god the other bidder was a certified looney and ended up paying almost fifty dollars. I still see him on there, bidding ludicrous amounts for trivets. Trivet boy, if you're out there--GET HELP!
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Re: Inebriation + Ebay = Danger
my father bought a binocular's flask once online. don't think it was e-bay, but it pretty cool. feels heavy like real binoculars, even has real glass lenses, but you just cant see thru them. you screw off the eyepieces and fill 'er up. great for sporting events or drinking and driving in the wilderness... "have you been drinking?"Modern Drunkard wrote:I may be drunk at the moment, but I will not buy any kooky shit on Ebay. This is a promise I make to myself. Instead, I will bid on cool stuff like this excellent book flask.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... gory=13906
Has anyone else woke up to discover they have bid on totally off the wall crap?
"no officer, feel free to check the car. do you like my new binoculars. no that isn't .22 casing, its my sons nosering, yeah, his nosering."
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.