As I sit, sipping my daiquiri, with my whiskey sour chaser, anxiously waiting for the gin in the freezer to become properly chilled for martinis I wonder what the hell the world is thinking of. The Terminator is about to become governor of California. Thank god--a real person at last. As Earl Pitts says, "wake up America."
Caveat: The above opinion is that of Grumpy, not the Savage Swiller. I don't even know who the hell Earl Pitts is. Over and out. That is all.
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Philosophy, by Grumpy Old Man
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And Trojans to be worn.One for the frog wrote:Worms are to be distilled.
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methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
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Trivia question:
Who is the first man in the history of MTV Rock and Jock softballto hit and in the park home run while wearing a Trojan Helmet?
Who is the first man in the history of MTV Rock and Jock softballto hit and in the park home run while wearing a Trojan Helmet?
Savage: "Unkle Lemmy looks just like his avatar, and that is hawt. Also, he sends me a crate of bourbon every month and for this, when I die, he will inherit my castle in Savagonia, and my 72 virgins. (They are all good boys, and very hard workers.)"
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SHARP?
Skin Head Against Rotten Pork?
"Soy Sauce, Soy Sauce sitting on the floor.
Soy Sauce, Soy Sauce want to splat some more!"
Skin Head Against Rotten Pork?
"Soy Sauce, Soy Sauce sitting on the floor.
Soy Sauce, Soy Sauce want to splat some more!"
Savage: "Unkle Lemmy looks just like his avatar, and that is hawt. Also, he sends me a crate of bourbon every month and for this, when I die, he will inherit my castle in Savagonia, and my 72 virgins. (They are all good boys, and very hard workers.)"
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LOL! :lol:Joe Twelvepack wrote:SkinHeads Against Rapid Propagation - that's why we use the trojan helmet.
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It stinks in here and Grumpy drank all the beer
Damn! All I wanted was one lousy beer. (yes, lousy. we had Bud) with my cheese and green onion quesadilla. But nooooooooo
Jack and coke is really to sweet with this lunch, but oh well...I put it in an a 12 oz. ice tea glass.
But it still stinks in here. I'm seasoning a cast iron fry pan in the oven. The air is redolent of burning metal and oil. I've got to do this everyday, if I want it to be ready in time for the wedding.
Jack and coke is really to sweet with this lunch, but oh well...I put it in an a 12 oz. ice tea glass.
But it still stinks in here. I'm seasoning a cast iron fry pan in the oven. The air is redolent of burning metal and oil. I've got to do this everyday, if I want it to be ready in time for the wedding.
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Re: It stinks in here and Grumpy drank all the beer
Sorry to hear about the beer shortage.Savage Swiller wrote:I'm seasoning a cast iron fry pan in the oven. The air is redolent of burning metal and oil. I've got to do this everyday, if I want it to be ready in time for the wedding.
Is the frying pan for cooking or smiting?
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methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
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Maybe she's making a cat o'nine pans for mass beatings.
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methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
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that's a good idea! Actually, it's for a wedding present. My baby girl has decided they can't wait. They're going to do it on October 25th. She can't yet cook, but a well seasoned fry pan will eventually be virtually non stick.fdoosey wrote:Maybe she's making a cat o'nine pans for mass beatings.
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