Best Drunkard Munchies
Moderators: Badfellow, Mr Boozificator, mistah willies, NYDingbat, oettinger, Judge, Savage, Screwball, Donald J. Drunk
-
- Lord of Benders
- Posts: 378
- Joined: Tue May 22, 2007 7:39 pm
- Location: I dunno, I wasn't there.
- Contact:
- JimLahey
- Drunker Than God
- Posts: 2104
- Joined: Sun Apr 03, 2011 6:32 pm
- Location: Sunnyvale Trailerpark
Drinking foods.
I recently found out that humus, pita, artichoke hearts, and banana peppers make for epic drunken food.
The obvious one is hot wings and beer.
What's your favorite?
EDIT: Um, I totally meant to post this in the pub but was too drunk to do it.
The obvious one is hot wings and beer.
What's your favorite?
EDIT: Um, I totally meant to post this in the pub but was too drunk to do it.
- Screwball
- Drinking Like W.C.
- Posts: 7064
- Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:30 pm
- Location: A half foot away from a cat's nutsack. I Gotta get the DevilKat Fixed!
Re: Drinking foods.
Olives. I usually find them in my Drink so I ain't gonna let them Bastards get away with it.
- ThirstyDrunk
- Juicing Like Jackie
- Posts: 12702
- Joined: Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:35 pm
- Location: Xenia
Re: Drinking foods.
Fried possum pecker and pine cone liquor.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
- Screwball
- Drinking Like W.C.
- Posts: 7064
- Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:30 pm
- Location: A half foot away from a cat's nutsack. I Gotta get the DevilKat Fixed!
Re: Drinking foods.
Picky about yer possum pecker? I was positive you would pick any pecker you could procure, pickled or not.
- Frankennietzsche
- Juicing Like Jackie
- Posts: 12348
- Joined: Mon Mar 17, 2003 9:13 pm
- Location: Master of the Meatloaf Winds
- Contact:
Re: Drinking foods.
CANNED GRAVY
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
- JimLahey
- Drunker Than God
- Posts: 2104
- Joined: Sun Apr 03, 2011 6:32 pm
- Location: Sunnyvale Trailerpark
Re: Drinking foods.
I WANT POSSUM PECKER
-
- Super Drunkard
- Posts: 121
- Joined: Thu Jul 28, 2011 6:00 pm
- Location: Land of the Free
- Contact:
Re: Drinking foods.
I swear he told me , no
- Judge
- Moderator
- Posts: 7725
- Joined: Sun Jun 08, 2003 11:01 pm
- Location: Can't find my ass with two hands
Re: Drinking foods.
This made me laugh out loud. I have no idea why.MasSangre wrote:I swear he told me , no
Proverbs 31:6&7
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
-
- Inebriate Savant
- Posts: 667
- Joined: Tue Mar 04, 2008 4:11 pm
- Location: Pittsburgh
Re: Drinking foods.
Once I was immensly drunk and had a double cheesburger literally thrown at me. It was like jesus coming down on high
- beerkegbilly
- Drunker Than God
- Posts: 2028
- Joined: Tue Aug 10, 2010 5:05 pm
- Location: in a hollow of a tree or in a wishing well but alway on my pot of gold really Penna USA
Re: Drinking foods.
Mozzarella cheese sticks is my drunk food.
- Frankennietzsche
- Juicing Like Jackie
- Posts: 12348
- Joined: Mon Mar 17, 2003 9:13 pm
- Location: Master of the Meatloaf Winds
- Contact:
Re: Drinking foods.
You all must have powerful juicers!
Get it? Because the title/subject is "Drinking Food". See? It's a play on words. Get it now. In Russia, food drinks you! AHHHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA,,,,,,,,,......//
Get it? Because the title/subject is "Drinking Food". See? It's a play on words. Get it now. In Russia, food drinks you! AHHHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA,,,,,,,,,......//
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
- contempt4gravy
- Souse
- Posts: 17
- Joined: Sun Apr 22, 2012 2:13 pm
- Location: Columbus, OH
Re: Drinking foods.
I worked in a Greek restaurant for a hot minute. I used to take home hummus and pita to devour while drunk. Still my fave, especially with the addition of Sriracha or any other hot sauce that makes for an uncomfortable poop the next day.
There are those who look upon some of my more unsavory habits and call them the cries for help of a problem drinker. I prefer to think of them as the charming misadventures of a dashing rogue.
- Frankennietzsche
- Juicing Like Jackie
- Posts: 12348
- Joined: Mon Mar 17, 2003 9:13 pm
- Location: Master of the Meatloaf Winds
- Contact:
Re: Drinking foods.
YOU do not get to voice your opinion on food with such an horrendous "internets name", you who profess your contempt for meat-aid.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
Re: Drinking foods.
Drink'n food? Calamari, fried chicken, and subma'ween sammich are the top three. ;)