The Drunken Skype Thread
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- TheDrunkardAnglo
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Rick: I'm a drunkard.
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- Lush City
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Yeah, you are all a bunch of sissies so politically correct it defies my imagination. See you tomorrow, maybe.
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Aw geez, what happened, lol
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I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
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Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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I googled Skype vs. Zoom and one of the webpages I found said that after 40 minutes, the free version of Zoom starts randomly kicking people off the call. Is that for real?
- Dear Booze
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Yea. That's true. I've used the free zoom for work-related meetings. The call ends at 40 minutes. Then you gotta start another call. It's a pain in tha ass unless you have a paid account.
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- Badfellow
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Zoom calls don’t let you spit on the ceiling either.
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- benitobeast69
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fuck zoom...zooms for office cunts only
p.s. i used zoom for office work.
p.s. i used zoom for office work.
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It looks like I have Skype working now. I deleted it and then downloaded a new version. But it looks like nobody has been on this Skype call for a few days now. Is that right?
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No, just passed out before you got dragged outta bed by your morning lust for drink
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During a call yesterday, we all decided it would be a great idea to have drunk Oett as an American football commentator. It would be a truly brilliant move.
"Hmph. Uh. Hmph. Here's something funny. Hmph. Uh, what if the Center farted in the Quarterback's face?"
"Shut the fuck up.
"Fuck you, Fuck you. Fuck you!"
And he would also keep interrupting the color commentator, just to change the subject. "Hmph. Uh. Humph. If the players were professional wrestlers, who would they be? That receiver would be Rowdy Roddy Piper.. "
"Hmph. Uh. Hmph. Here's something funny. Hmph. Uh, what if the Center farted in the Quarterback's face?"
"Shut the fuck up.
"Fuck you, Fuck you. Fuck you!"
And he would also keep interrupting the color commentator, just to change the subject. "Hmph. Uh. Humph. If the players were professional wrestlers, who would they be? That receiver would be Rowdy Roddy Piper.. "
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- scream ale
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I don't understand football either. Fuck it.