Known facts about ThirstyDrunk
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Re: Known facts about ThirstyDrunk
From the video description: Thirsty Jump-kicks the beer keg for no reason
Drink!
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That doesnt even make sense you drunk fuckler why do you peeople keep pickingon me i aint done nothin to you.oettinger wrote: ↑Fri Apr 21, 2017 6:26 pmFrom the video description: Thirsty Jump-kicks the beer keg for no reason
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Re: Known facts about ThirstyDrunk
only for the hockey
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There you have it folks, an admission of guilt. It's time for some tacos and hot sauce.ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Fri Apr 21, 2017 11:39 pmThat doesnt even make sense you drunk fuckler why do you peeople keep pickingon me i aint done nothin to you.oettinger wrote: ↑Fri Apr 21, 2017 6:26 pmFrom the video description: Thirsty Jump-kicks the beer keg for no reason
Report this post to the moderatirws immedialty and never fuck with me hereafter or else.,
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Re: Known facts about ThirstyDrunk
Men say "I like you" by picking on each other.
I love you Thirsty,
We all do.
I love you Thirsty,
We all do.
Drink!
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The mods here are all a bunch of demented scumbags.ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Fri Apr 21, 2017 11:39 pm...Report this post to the moderatirws immedialty and never fuck with me hereafter or else.,
ພາສາລາວNONE GENUINE WITHOUT MY SIGNATUREພາສາລາວ
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Indeed. Wouldn't have it any other way.
DRINK!
Now we will raise our chalices to the death of a much beloved and honored thread, all to roast and toast a giant of our Drunkard Community.
Let this one sink to the bottom of the bottle.
Who is next?
Let's roast Lush City.
Yup.
DRINK!
Now we will raise our chalices to the death of a much beloved and honored thread, all to roast and toast a giant of our Drunkard Community.
Let this one sink to the bottom of the bottle.
Who is next?
Let's roast Lush City.
Yup.
Re: Known facts about ThirstyDrunk
Watch as Thirsrty and 200 of his best drunkhawks attack the bar Ajax
The evil owner tries to send an army of bartenders at 0:38, but his attempts are futile as the mass consumption battle takes it`s bloody place in history.
Yes we want to drink forever!
The evil owner tries to send an army of bartenders at 0:38, but his attempts are futile as the mass consumption battle takes it`s bloody place in history.
Yes we want to drink forever!
Drink!
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Don't mess with Thirsty. He is prepared to sue the pants off all you drunks for publishing slander on the world wide web. He could get rich over night and make you his slave for life. Imagine having to clip his toenails for a $2 tip twice a month? Yikes!!!
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Re: Known facts about ThirstyDrunk
He can't get rich we's all broke ass drunks!Lush City wrote: ↑Sun May 07, 2017 10:23 pmDon't mess with Thirsty. He is prepared to sue the pants off all you drunks for publishing slander on the world wide web. He could get rich over night and make you his slave for life. Imagine having to clip his toenails for a $2 tip twice a month? Yikes!!!
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I am not sure that this movie can be watched other than properly drunk.oettinger wrote: ↑Sun May 07, 2017 10:34 amWatch as Thirsrty and 200 of his best drunkhawks attack the bar Ajax
The evil owner tries to send an army of bartenders at 0:38, but his attempts are futile as the mass consumption battle takes it`s bloody place in history.
Yes we want to drink forever!
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"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Yes,indeed. Yet this will result in multiple viewings due to the memory retention factor while shitfaced.Mr Boozificator wrote: ↑Fri May 12, 2017 12:05 pmI am not sure that this movie can be watched other than properly drunk.oettinger wrote: ↑Sun May 07, 2017 10:34 amWatch as Thirsrty and 200 of his best drunkhawks attack the bar Ajax
The evil owner tries to send an army of bartenders at 0:38, but his attempts are futile as the mass consumption battle takes it`s bloody place in history.
Yes we want to drink forever!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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aaaah, Not many people know that thirsty is periodically possessed by the spirit of a police carThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Sun May 14, 2017 1:23 amooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo
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You dastardly scalawags! There will be reaper cushions! How dare you revive a zombie thread?!Mr. Viking wrote: ↑Sun May 14, 2017 8:32 amaaaah, Not many people know that thirsty is periodically possessed by the spirit of a police carThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Sun May 14, 2017 1:23 amooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo
Here are more acclamation points!!!!!! into your general direction.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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