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"Expedition to the Barrier Peaks"
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- Frankennietzsche
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Re: "Expedition to the Barrier Peaks"
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Re: "Expedition to the Barrier Peaks"
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Re: "Expedition to the Barrier Peaks"
Make your own underground adventures:
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http://www.ehow.com/how_2241418_build-c ... ement.html
http://www.ehow.com/how_7733836_dig-tun ... rooms.html
http://www.ehow.com/how_2241418_build-c ... ement.html
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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When you get bored with those, try Lost - The Computer RPG...
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
ドロンケン
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
ドロンケン
Re: "Expedition to the Barrier Peaks"
Sweet som more time wasters... although as much as I enjoy playing with myself, involving others is fun too.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Re: "Expedition to the Barrier Peaks"
LOTR PSA/propaganda posters
http://www.dorkly.com/article/49077/mid ... sas/page:2
http://io9.com/5977675/hobbit-psa-poste ... n-the-ring
http://www.dorkly.com/article/49077/mid ... sas/page:2
http://io9.com/5977675/hobbit-psa-poste ... n-the-ring
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Re: "Expedition to the Barrier Peaks"
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Re: "Expedition to the Barrier Peaks"
Here's an opinion...
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
ドロンケン
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Re: "Expedition to the Barrier Peaks"
Here's a real time-waster, if'n you're the type that likes the books:
http://lotrproject.com/
http://lotrproject.com/statistics/books/
http://lotrproject.com/
http://lotrproject.com/statistics/books/
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Re: "Expedition to the Barrier Peaks"
Here's a strange one; an opportunity to talk with a proto-A.I. (just don't ask it about Skynet...)
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
ドロンケン
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Re: "Expedition to the Barrier Peaks"
She's good!Palinka wrote:Here's a strange one; an opportunity to talk with a proto-A.I. (just don't ask it about Skynet...)
SD: What is the average air speed of an unladen swallow?
AI: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
I feel like I;' Typing down hill.
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Re: "Expedition to the Barrier Peaks"
"do you drive?"Palinka wrote:Here's a strange one; an opportunity to talk with a proto-A.I. (just don't ask it about Skynet...)
"no"
"Why not?"
"Because you won't be my friend"
Yes, I'm definitely convinced
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best
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Re: "Expedition to the Barrier Peaks"
Palinka wrote:Here's a strange one; an opportunity to talk with a proto-A.I. (just don't ask it about Skynet...)
That chick told me to leave or she would get a divorce. What?
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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Re: "Expedition to the Barrier Peaks"
shoot her through the bathroom door and claim she was a burglar
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best
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Re: "Expedition to the Barrier Peaks"
"Hello, blah blah blah---"
Hello, what is your favorite drink?
"I like milkshakes."
Do you like booze?
"I like the Lord of the Rings"
So, you fellow Drunkards, have any of you ever tasted a drink called "The Lord Of The Rings?"
Side note: her teeth remind me of Frodo's in that fine trilogy.
Cheers.
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Hello, what is your favorite drink?
"I like milkshakes."
Do you like booze?
"I like the Lord of the Rings"
So, you fellow Drunkards, have any of you ever tasted a drink called "The Lord Of The Rings?"
Side note: her teeth remind me of Frodo's in that fine trilogy.
Cheers.
.
Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze