Random shit
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- Artful Drunktective
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Nausea's post here viewtopic.php?f=22&p=1183935#p1183935 with the Fuk Chow reminded me of a few restaurants back in the islands that always deserved a laugh. I mean, who doesn't love FOOK YU and PHUCKET!
Okole maluna!
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Was just told by a customer that I “obviously don’t drink enough.”
I agree. There should be more drinking.
I agree. There should be more drinking.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Thanks for pointing that out customer. Pour some more salt into the wound.
'There`s only so much KD a man`s heart can handle. I`m trying man, I`m trying
Drink!
- Badfellow
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He probably meant you "obviously don't drink enough wine coolers and light, alcoholic spritzers".
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Ever think about how strange movement is? (Among other things)
Where does the cognition that governs our movements come from?
When you initiate, say, picking up a glass of whiskey, where does the initiation come from?
Where does the cognition that governs our movements come from?
When you initiate, say, picking up a glass of whiskey, where does the initiation come from?
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
- ThirstyBirdy
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Got his order wrong most likely, i hate that myself.....
Listen up next time dummy
Listen up next time dummy
Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
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I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze!- Withnail
- Badfellow
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From your brain saying: hurry the fuck up and drink.
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- Badfellow
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Don't listen to me. I've been drinking, a ton, and I got the shits from the birthday buffet at the Fook Yuen Seafood Restaurant. So fook yuen, man!
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- ThirstyBirdy
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Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze!- Withnail
I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze!- Withnail
- Lush City
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It comes from the pleasure center of the brain where by this time we have blazed massive nueral pathways to deliver the maximun amount of pleasure in the least amount of time. We are basically Pavlovian dogs salivating whent the clock strikes 5pm or when your eyes open in the morning.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
- Artful Drunktective
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One of the latest contributions to the art on the walls. We have it hanging in the kitchen. Isn't it magnificent?! DRINK ME!
Okole maluna!