My good friend RIPT just told me...
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Re: My good friend RIPT just told me...
I thought that I saw my good friend RIPT posting here under one of his HILARIOUS nome de internets, but I am not quite sure.... <sneaky-suspicious-eyes-emoticon>
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Re: My good friend RIPT just told me...
He's a sneaky one, but we all feel bettr knowing that you're on the alert.
By the way if you make contact with RIPT, please let me know. I one time promised him I would wipe my ass on his drapes. Spoken drunk or not, it's a promise I would like to keep.
By the way if you make contact with RIPT, please let me know. I one time promised him I would wipe my ass on his drapes. Spoken drunk or not, it's a promise I would like to keep.
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Re: My good friend RIPT just told me...
THEN THE CARPET WOULD MATCH THE DRAPES IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN OH SNAP!
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Re: My good friend RIPT just told me...
Please alert me as to the current nom-de-tosspot, as I should enjoy shit-canning RIPT again.frankennietzsche wrote:I thought that I saw my good friend RIPT posting here under one of his HILARIOUS nome de internets, but I am not quite sure.... <sneaky-suspicious-eyes-emoticon>
And you will receive the Modern Drunkard Medal of Honour for doing so, as well as the admiration of all your Modern Drunkardist peers (not to mention a fuck-load of gratefully offerred booze from all over the World). For truly, you will have earned your place as one of the Greatest Living Modern DrunkardsTM!ThirstyDrunk wrote:...if you make contact with RIPT, please let me know. I one time promised him I would wipe my ass on his drapes. Spoken drunk or not, it's a promise I would like to keep.
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Re: My good friend RIPT just told me...
That he's really been pumping iron. Not to get fit or anything homo like that. Just so he can get oiled up, pose in a thong and admire all the other guys packages.
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He's isolating his glutes. He's going to "rock them".
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Re: My good friend RIPT just told me...
We talking church key?frankennietzsche wrote:He's isolating his glutes. He's going to "rock them".
'cuz, ya know, that would be impressive. Of course, wouldn't want to drink from that bottle
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“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
Re: My good friend RIPT just told me...
Hey Fellas,
Good to be able to get it up again. I am currently wearing adult diapers and haven't changed them for over a month.
Oh, and a giant butt plug too..
And if you wish to come here and wipe your ass on my drapes, then do so. Then I'll roll about in them and I won't have to buy new adult diapers
Although I could definitely use new ones
RIPT
Good to be able to get it up again. I am currently wearing adult diapers and haven't changed them for over a month.
Oh, and a giant butt plug too..
And if you wish to come here and wipe your ass on my drapes, then do so. Then I'll roll about in them and I won't have to buy new adult diapers
Although I could definitely use new ones
RIPT
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Re: My good friend RIPT just told me...
I just realized that I'm a true schizophrenic.
Since I see RIPT, Palinka and also others on the friend side.
Many others. I hate it when Drunkards turn on each other.
That is what the ASL wants.
We are blood of the same blood.
Like it or not. It's truth.
Since I see RIPT, Palinka and also others on the friend side.
Many others. I hate it when Drunkards turn on each other.
That is what the ASL wants.
We are blood of the same blood.
Like it or not. It's truth.
"What doesn't kill you makes you ... stranger."
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Re: My good friend RIPT just told me...
I am certainly not on RiPT's "side". I was being mockingly ironic (i.e. taking the piss), as were almost all the others on this thread.Dale wrote:...I see RIPT, Palinka and also others on the friend side...
RiPT is not a Modern Drunkard, just a misogynist ass and he has banned enough times to know that he doesn't belong here and the reasons why he doesn't belong here.Dale wrote:...I hate it when Drunkards turn on each other...
Goodbye, RiPT. Try to stay gone this time you misogynistic, fuck-witted, wank-stain. It should be obvious, even to a dullard, such as yourself, that you aren't wanted around here; so go and, for the love of booze, stay gone, this time, you microscopic, unhygienic, moronic piece of excrescence.Zog wrote:...As Arnold would say, "I'll be back". Oh, and fuck you too [...] RIPT
In monosyllabic words that even you can comprehend: Fuck Off and Stay Gone!
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Re: My good friend RIPT just told me...
I'll wait for the new drapes.
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Re: My good friend RIPT just told me...
...That after his last visit, he's gone to teach at a Roman Catholic Seminary, so he can plot his next move whilst watching young boys in the nuddy (it's how he comes by all his ideas).
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Re: My good friend RIPT just told me...
Well blame sometimes lands were it belongs, personally I come up with my grand ideas while watching manatee documentaries (preferably with Stephen Fry involved).Palinka wrote:...That after his last visit, he's gone to teach at a Roman Catholic Seminary, so he can plot his next move whilst watching young boys in the nuddy (it's how he comes by all his ideas).