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I call it Vera...

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An actual alcohol-shot gun

For the folks who have everything else...
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Most of the reviews seem to show it in a less then favorable light.

If it worked it might be fun.
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There's always the classic Super Soaker full of Stoli...

Never fails.
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point and shoot it at WHAT? you mouth? seems creepy and unnecessarily complicated.
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Judge wrote:point and shoot it at WHAT? you mouth?...
Hemmingway would have liked it.
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Judge wrote:point and shoot it at WHAT? you mouth? seems creepy and unnecessarily complicated.
Well... So does beer pong... Doesn't detract from the appeal.
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Judge wrote:point and shoot it at WHAT? you mouth? seems creepy and unnecessarily complicated.
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!111
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frankennietzsche wrote:
Judge wrote:point and shoot it at WHAT? you mouth? seems creepy and unnecessarily complicated.
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!111

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Palinka wrote:Hemmingway would have liked it.
That just blew my mind.
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