I woke up this morning at 4 am and decided I've had enough.
I have to admit that I am powerless over alcohol - that my life has become unmanageable.
I came to believe that a Power greater than myself can restore me to sanity.
I made a decision to turn my will and my life over to the care of God as I understand Him.
I have made a searching and fearless moral inventory of myself.
I have admitted to God, to myself and to another human being the exact nature of my wrongs.
I'm entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character.
I have humbly asked Him to remove my shortcomings.
I've made a list of all persons I have harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all.
I am making direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.
I will continue to take personal inventory and when I'm wrong promptly admit it.
I will seak through prayer and meditation to improve my conscious contact with God as I understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for me and the power to carry that out.
Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, I will try to carry this message to others and to practice these principles in all my affairs.
Who would like to join me?
I Quit
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I`m in. Where to sign?
Beware though scam artist, I already sold my soul, the souls of my unborn children, and the souls of various board members to Nestle, so I am bankrupt on the soul-level for now. I can bake a cake for our next meeting though.
Beware though scam artist, I already sold my soul, the souls of my unborn children, and the souls of various board members to Nestle, so I am bankrupt on the soul-level for now. I can bake a cake for our next meeting though.
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Re: I Quit
You know I only come to these meetings for the free donuts and vulnerable women, right?
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Preach son!
Q: What`s the most hilarious thing ever?
A: The pope`s face when he realizes that god told him Jesus died for all his sins on april the first 33 a.d.
Q: What`s the most hilarious thing ever?
A: The pope`s face when he realizes that god told him Jesus died for all his sins on april the first 33 a.d.
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Re: I Quit
You forgot to add the part where at 4:03 AM your wife told you to shut the fuck up and go back to sleep.Dear Booze wrote: ↑Sun Apr 01, 2018 7:15 amI woke up this morning at 4 am and decided I've had enough...
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4:05 didn`t I say shut up?Badfellow wrote: ↑Sun Apr 01, 2018 9:42 amYou forgot to add the part where at 4:03 AM your wife told you to shut the fuck up and go back to sleep.Dear Booze wrote: ↑Sun Apr 01, 2018 7:15 amI woke up this morning at 4 am and decided I've had enough...
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The one with the big fake reptiles?
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Re: I Quit
Seeing as you quit drinking, can I have all your liquor?
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Am I the only one reading this as ^^^^^^^Dear Booze wrote: ↑Sun Apr 01, 2018 7:15 amI woke up this morning at 4 am and decided I've had enough.
I want to be the Designated Driver for the entire Vegas Meetup. Also the first round at every place you stop is on me.
Who would like to join me?
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Think we're on the same page.Patchez wrote: ↑Wed Apr 04, 2018 10:57 pmAm I the only one reading this as ^^^^^^^Dear Booze wrote: ↑Sun Apr 01, 2018 7:15 amI woke up this morning at 4 am and decided I've had enough.
I want to be the Designated Driver for the entire Vegas Meetup. Also the first round at every place you stop is on me as well as any costs you might incur from gambling, hookers, tobacco, strip clubs, recreational cannabis dispensaries, cheeseburgers, luxury hotel accommodations, spa treatments, machine gun ranges, midget and helper monkey rentals, legal fees, drugs and/or bail.
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A big no thanks, I hope his dead body is recycable atleastBadfellow wrote: ↑Fri Apr 06, 2018 11:10 amThink we're on the same page.Patchez wrote: ↑Wed Apr 04, 2018 10:57 pmAm I the only one reading this as ^^^^^^^Dear Booze wrote: ↑Sun Apr 01, 2018 7:15 amI woke up this morning at 4 am and decided I've had enough.
I want to be the Designated buttholer for the entire Vegas Meetup. Also the first blowjob at every corner you stop is on me as well as any costs you might incur from cocksucking, hookers, tobacco, strip clubs, recreational cannabis dispensaries, cheeseburgers, luxury hotel accommodations, spa treatments, machine gun ranges, midget and helper monkey rentals, legal fees, drugs and/or bail - Don`t waste your money, you got me in one BIG package
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