Which President would you most like to fist fight?
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Just to keep this sick ass thread going, I'd like to add that it would be like cutting through butter with a hot knife to nail Bathhouse Barry in the nose a few times and put him down. He should live with the shame of a beat down on his fairy gay ass!
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Fist fight a U.S. president? Why would anyone ant to fight boring old guy? Now fist f**king... Bill Clinton comes to mind. He looks like a guy who can take it!
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Not anymoreoldsmartskunk wrote: ↑Thu May 11, 2017 2:49 amFist fight a U.S. president? Why would anyone ant to fight boring old guy? Now fist f**king... Bill Clinton comes to mind. He looks like a guy who can take it!
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Ooh, what if old Hilary had succeeded? She'd try to kick me to death with those bowling pins. And make all you boys stand in the corner.
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Nah, she'd just have a hitman take you out before the fight, girlfriend.SavageXmasJjelloshot wrote: ↑Mon Jun 26, 2017 6:23 pmOoh, what if old Hilary had succeeded? She'd try to kick me to death with those bowling pins. And make all you boys stand in the corner.
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FDR would be easy cuz he was in a wheelchair. But I'd choose Teddy. He was a tough sumbitch.
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I'd make fun of Nixon's shoes on the beach. But first, I'd put his big old greasy melon in a headlock, and force him to cough up that daiquiri recipe.
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My dear, please don't start. Nixon opened up trade with China that allowed us to inflate our currency once Tricky Dick pulled the U$ Dollar off the gold standard. My life and success as well as the rise of Trump was because they inflated the U$D. No, Nixon is not your enemy. He and Kissinger created the 'petrodollar' that replaced the gold backing.SavageXmasJjelloshot wrote: ↑Wed Jun 28, 2017 5:38 pmI'd make fun of Nixon's shoes on the beach. But first, I'd put his big old greasy melon in a headlock, and force him to cough up that daiquiri recipe.
How about 8yrs of socialism under Obama and the strengthening of a 'deep state' in D.C.? Thank God for the 2nd Amendment!
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Yeah, Nixon was such a great president that we allowed him to put in his two weeks notice instead of getting fired.
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I remember that and how it pissed me off at the time because they preempted Speed Racer for a bunch of political bullshit on TV.
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Nothing wrong with a Fight Club reference.brandonman wrote: ↑Thu May 04, 2017 8:10 pmIf I didn't get beat to it,
"Lincoln. Big guy, big reach, skinny guys fight til they're burger."
Me, I'd fight William Henry Harrison. If he won, he'd never live to gloat.
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I would like to slap the shit out of Jimmy Carter because he was such a timid wimp. I'd do it with one hand tied behind my back to make it fair.
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What about Hairy Ass Truman? I know you hate hairy asses
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Here is what you will be up against if you want to mess with Trump...
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