Shit Talkers Bar and Grill

[Lush City]

...so then I wiped with an oily rag I found and pulled up my pants and kept drinking.
Oh sorry I was just reminiscing about my first time in this place.

Where can we stream Thirsty Drunk live? You are like the Captain Beefheart of drunks.

[Badfellow]

Ain't no easy way to break the news...

The place is being bought out by the kind, caring folk at UniGlobe Restaurants. Seems they want to turn it into one of those toilet themed sushi and karaoke joints. Now that all the kids are in prison with no chance of parole, me and Ma Shit Talker were thinking of retirement and getting a little place on the French Riviera.

[Patchez]

I'll burn this bitch to the ground before some corporate shit stain takes this place over!


I've chained myself to the tap and I won't come out without a truckload of mid shelf booze!

[NYDingbat]

Wait, what???

[oettinger]

Ike and the bloody face of Tina are onstage at Bitchbeaters Bar n Swellin Eye tonight!

ike ike ike...

On the menue tonite:

Hit burgers - with extra tomato sauce
Bloody frya - a tina special!
the cheese melody burger - producers love these

the run down career menu - with childish musical popsicle and leftover hopes toppings

[Badfellow]

Sign up sheet is now posted for the 2016

Tournament of Assholes

sponsored by Yo Momma Energy Drink
and
Bottom Times Blended Whiskey.

-Grand prize: All expense payed weekend getaway for (2) at The Shed. Must be 18 or older and legally brain dead to qualify.

-1st prize: $25 gift certificate for The Berlin Enema Clinic.

-2nd prize: a 56DD bra from the lost and found.

-3rd prize: a cookie and a pat on the back.



Space is limited, fuckers. So sign up now!

[oettinger]

I want that bra so badly.

Drinking my brain into dead-mode.

Please play "You Win Again" while I`m gettin there

[Lush City]

Sign up sheet is now posted for the 2016

Tournament of Assholes

sponsored by Yo Momma Energy Drink
and
Bottom Times Blended Whiskey.

-Grand prize: All expense payed weekend getaway for (2) at The Shed. Must be 18 or older and legally brain dead to qualify.

-1st prize: $25 gift certificate for The Berlin Enema Clinic.

-2nd prize: a 56DD bra from the lost and found.

-3rd prize: a cookie and a pat on the back.



Space is limited, fuckers. So sign up now!

My favorite porn star is 60 HHH! That's for high, hard and heavy. LOL! I want what was inside that bra. Fantasies are free.

[DivaBitch]

Sign up sheet is now posted for the 2016

Tournament of Assholes

sponsored by Yo Momma Energy Drink
and
Bottom Times Blended Whiskey.

-Grand prize: All expense payed weekend getaway for (2) at The Shed. Must be 18 or older and legally brain dead to qualify.

-1st prize: $25 gift certificate for The Berlin Enema Clinic.

-2nd prize: a 56DD bra from the lost and found.

-3rd prize: a cookie and a pat on the back.



Space is limited, fuckers. So sign up now!

My favorite porn star is 60 HHH! That's for high, hard and heavy. LOL! I want what was inside that bra. Fantasies are free.

met her.....she is a asshole

[Badfellow]

met her.....she is a asshole

Miss Bitch, will you be competing in the tournament? We could use a little feminine touch to keep things lively.

[DivaBitch]

met her.....she is a asshole

Miss Bitch, will you be competing in the tournament? We could use a little feminine touch to keep things lively.

why yes maybe i cuold hang curtans and make sanmichs .......... what elss can i do for yuo...........i can out drink any guy for shure

[DivaBitch]

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met her.....she is a asshole[/quote]

sorry to bring this up agan but i think i now who this is. she was a head liner at a club i workd ...she thuoght her shit dint stink until they caght her giving the boss a BJ for coke

[Badfellow]

why yes maybe i cuold hang curtans and make sanmichs ..........

I loves me some sanmichs! Could I get a ham & government cheese on Wonderbread, por favor.

..........i can out drink any guy for shure

Silly girl...

We will forgive such impudence as you clearly have yet to meet Oggar. He can crush your liver like a Twinkle and still have room leftover for a warm 24 of the Natty Ice. Then again, he is not so much "guy" as he is a liquor killing sasquatch from the viking underworld.

[ThirstyDrunk]

Wash your hands and make me a cheese sandwich

[Badfellow]

Wash your hands and make me a cheese sandwich

You forgot to say the magic word...

Wash your hands and make me a cheese sandwich, goddamnit