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I don't know any of you people, it seems, so even though it seems like I've been hanging around this place forever I feel like I need to introduce myself.

I like booze.

I once trashed an entire house with water damage when in a blackout.

Who needs a drink ? I'm buying - virtual drinks tend to be dirt cheap.

Cheers, all you motherfuckers.
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Fuck off, Sarge
I hate leaders

Cheers **clink**
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hello i'm private joker.
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calx wrote:hello i'm private joker.

I like you, private Joker. In fact, you can fuck my sister.

But only if you buy me a drink first.
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If I hafta go in the military, I wanna be Major Millions
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Sgt. HSA wrote:
calx wrote:hello i'm private joker.

I like you, private Joker. In fact, you can fuck my sister.

But only if you buy me a drink first.
pics of said sister first plz.
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Sarge is good people.

You wippersnappers could learn a thing or two from him.

Cheers, RF, fake drinks on me!
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calx wrote:
Sgt. HSA wrote:
calx wrote:hello i'm private joker.

I like you, private Joker. In fact, you can fuck my sister.

But only if you buy me a drink first.
pics of said sister first plz.
I'll have to get them from private pyle.
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Sorry Sgt.HSA,
I'm just a smart-mouth newbie slacker who is a disgrace to the Corps...
Just gimme a 4-F discharge so I can go back to drinking shoe polish strained thru white bread like a real Bluesman
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oho!
Watch "The Money Masters" on youtube and read "The Creature From Jekyll Island" by G. Edward Griffin to unveil the true enemy.

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It's great to be 49 years old and called a "wippersnapper"
I think there should be an "H" in there somewhere, though...
Thank Jeebuz there's no longer any "H" in me, and somehow I never caught the Hep "C"...
It's just great to be 49
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cornbread714 wrote:I'm sorry if I'd rather cook sacred cows

Mmmmmm.....steak
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Sgt. HSA wrote:
cornbread714 wrote:I'm sorry if I'd rather cook sacred cows

Mmmmmm.....steak

Sgt. HSA,
Hey bro, hope you know I'm just kiddin' around,
I love this forum, I feel like part of this big dysfunctional, but fun, family...
But, my instinct leads me towards black-sheepism
Baaaaah!
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hi sarge. im ruiner. ive never, ever, under any circumstances, done anyone any harm. seriously.
You see in this world there are two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.
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Hi sarge.. I gotta love ya *in nonj-gay* ways.. cuz we're cosmopolitians (i spelled that right nazis)
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