new girl! Drinks on me!

[Wanderlife]

Hey! I 'mk kinda new here but kinda not. Love and cheeres to everyone and the best drink of your choice on me!! Haeelo amd hello! Have adrink !

[Steve]

A much needed Newcastle Brown for me, I drank my local out of the stuff over the weekend and had to drink lager last night, which might as well have been water.

[Wanderlife]

Then a case of newcastle brown to you!

[Le Boozificator]

Then a case of newcastle brown to you!

But, but... he is english, and his name is Steve, like Steve Steve you know, he probabily lied. While I, of course, really deserves that barrel of Guinness you so kindly offered to pay for.

[Rip Rufus]

Don't listen to those screwy Europeans. El Boozy and Steve are in love, but it's a "Romeo & Juliet" type thing because one of the them is a limey and the other a frog.

But they do like good beers - I'll have a Newcastle and a Guinness, please.

[Wanderlife]

Well then a case of newcastel and another of guiness too all the romeoes and juliettes and their friends and aquaintences too!!

[Wanderlife]

Steve...nice name. Imagine a roman fountain with your favorite pouring out eternaly....yum...don;t u think?

[Le Boozificator]

Don't listen to those screwy Europeans. El Boozy and Steve are in love, but it's a "Romeo & Juliet" type thing because one of the them is a limey and the other a frog.

But they do like good beers - I'll have a Newcastle and a Guinness, please.

You know that at one point Steve is going to find that post don't you? And you know that it's going to start all over again: the poems, the flowers, the desperate phone calls in the small hours of the morning... You just gave him hope while it took me months to finally convince him to go look for disgusting love somewhere else!

[Rip Rufus]

You can deny it all you want, but those of us on this board have watched this romance blossom over the past couple months. Dingbat will crushed to find out about it.

[Steve]

Don't listen to those screwy Europeans. El Boozy and Steve are in love, but it's a "Romeo & Juliet" type thing because one of the them is a limey and the other a frog.

But they do like good beers - I'll have a Newcastle and a Guinness, please.

You know that at one point Steve is going to find that post don't you? And you know that it's going to start all over again: the poems, the flowers, the desperate phone calls in the small hours of the morning... You just gave him hope while it took me months to finally convince him to go look for disgusting love somewhere else!

You've just revealed all your filthiest fantasies. You wish you had my affections instead of my derisive laughter. You are a sick man, and you should not be allowed to use guns or bombs or tanks and stuff like that.

[Steve]

Steve...nice name. Imagine a roman fountain with your favorite pouring out eternaly....yum...don;t u think?

That's the kind of quality posts people should be making!

[Steve]

You can deny it all you want, but those of us on this board have watched this romance blossom over the past couple months. Dingbat will crushed to find out about it.

Rip, you need medical help.

[cornbread714]

Cheers, Wanderlife! I'll take one of those cases of Newcastle if you're still buying. And don't let these international deviants hijack your thread..

[Rip Rufus]

You can deny it all you want, but those of us on this board have watched this romance blossom over the past couple months. Dingbat will crushed to find out about it.

Rip, you need medical help.

It's nothing that a shot of penicillin won't clear up.

[KaosDad]

"new girl! Drinks on me!" as in Body Shots? In that case - Balvinie Double Cask in the navel please!