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FUCK YEAH LOOK AT THEM HORNS AND SHIT!!!

THEY WILL GANG BANG AN ESKIMO!!!!!!
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FUCKING DRUNKS FUCK OH YEAH NARWHALS KILL ALL YOU undrunk ASS WANNABE BITCHES SHIT FUCK NARWHALS DONT CARE ABOUT ANY OF YOU CAUSE NARWHALS GOT BIG ASS LANCE NOSES AND CAN SPEAR COCKTAIL FRUIT LIKE GOD FUCK ALL RIGHT YEAH FUCK YOU VODKA DRINKERS NARWHALS DRINK 151 AND YEAH KILL ALL YOU LITTLE SHIT BEER ASSHOLES FUCK DAMN NARWHALS OH YEAH NARWHALS FUCK THIS SHIT AND ALL YOU NEEDLE DICK PEOPLE FUCKING NARWHALS ARE HERE FOR REAL THATS RIGHT FUCK YOU ASSHOLES DAMN NARWHALS FUCKING RULE THIS BALL

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I know what day it is. It's a drinking day. I had ribs at some restaurant and the ribs were great!
"This lifestyle isn't for pussies." - Fabric

Riddeford: I'm craving indian food. WTF?
Fiyah: Fuck curry. We're doing shots and do them NOW

<@Veen> First one was just a standard hangover puke.
<@Veen> Second one was when I was at lunch with my ex and had some ham that was way too dry.
<@Veen> Third one was just a bit ago when I read that vagina story.
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NARWHAL RIBS KILLS NUT CANCER FUCK YEAH!!!
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Buncha posts with none of the 260,000 pics available on Google. Pussys alla ya. And I dare any one of you to post the most disturbing narwhal pic. It;s within the frist few pages....not good, not good at all.

Oh heres a Narwhal
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I'm going to drink more vodka until I puke on the shark like in "Strange Wilderness" Oh too late, Veen and Fabric already did it.
"This lifestyle isn't for pussies." - Fabric

Riddeford: I'm craving indian food. WTF?
Fiyah: Fuck curry. We're doing shots and do them NOW

<@Veen> First one was just a standard hangover puke.
<@Veen> Second one was when I was at lunch with my ex and had some ham that was way too dry.
<@Veen> Third one was just a bit ago when I read that vagina story.
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Riddeford wrote:I'm going to drink more vodka until I puke on the shark like in "Strange Wilderness" Oh too late, Veen and Fabric already did it.

Pygmy people!
<@Riddeford> lying on the ground laughing then going to get drunk on a pier. isn't what was fabric was born to do?

<apE> if theyd spend half as much time drinking as they do bitching, itd all be good

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<%pint> Fabric: people

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Judge wrote:And I dare any one of you to post the most disturbing narwhal pic.
FUCK THAT NARWHAL MURDERING MOTHER FUCKER.
nic the chick wrote:ivan and casino are right.
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Bears have been known to attack man, although the fact is that fewer people have been killed by bears than in all of World World I and World War II combined.
"This lifestyle isn't for pussies." - Fabric

Riddeford: I'm craving indian food. WTF?
Fiyah: Fuck curry. We're doing shots and do them NOW

<@Veen> First one was just a standard hangover puke.
<@Veen> Second one was when I was at lunch with my ex and had some ham that was way too dry.
<@Veen> Third one was just a bit ago when I read that vagina story.
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Riddeford wrote:Bears have been known to attack man, although the fact is that fewer people have been killed by bears than in all of World World I and World War II combined.
A narwhal stabbed my sister.
like tears in rain
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A dingo ate my baby
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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Savage wrote:
Riddeford wrote:Bears have been known to attack man, although the fact is that fewer people have been killed by bears than in all of World World I and World War II combined.
A narwhal stabbed my sister.
Look at the bright side: she can cross bestiality off her bucket list.
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rune wrote:
Savage wrote:
Riddeford wrote:Bears have been known to attack man, although the fact is that fewer people have been killed by bears than in all of World World I and World War II combined.
A narwhal stabbed my sister.
Look at the bright side: she can cross bestiality off her bucket list.
Grumpy did that, but he divorced it a few decades ago.
like tears in rain
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Got to respect Riddefort for his efforts to get back on topic.

That said.......




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Re: Drunkard space-time distortion

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FUCKING NARWHALS FIGHTING AND FUCKING AND SHIT!!!

http://video.nationalgeographic.com/vid ... whals.html

FUCK YEAH!!!!
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