I'm going to the liquor store.

JimLahey · Post by **JimLahey** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 1:19 pm

Anyone want anything? I'm grabbing a giant jug of wine.

By the way, why is it that people look so depressed at liquor stores? Ever notice that? Like they are in line to pay their taxes or something. I feel like a kid at a candy store.

redshift · Post by **redshift** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 1:34 pm

A fifth of 'Beam, please?

John Barleycorn · Post by **John Barleycorn** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 1:37 pm

Wild Turkey rye please.

I love going to the liquor store. I remember the joy that I felt on the day I turned 21 and was allowed to go to the state store. I browsed every aisle and then made my selection. I forget what I selected, but just seeing all that booze was a glorious thing.

kowalski · Post by **kowalski** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 1:56 pm

Excellent, can you bring me back a big bottle of cheap cider?

ThirstyDrunk · Post by **ThirstyDrunk** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 7:31 pm

Just fill a grocery cart. I'll find something I like.

John Barleycorn · Post by **John Barleycorn** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 10:22 pm

ThirstyDrunk wrote:Just fill a grocery cart. I'll find something I like.

And I'll still drink what I don't like.

Wanderlife · Post by **Wanderlife** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 11:06 pm

Plz get me a good bottle of something...it too late here to get anything at all...thank god I got a wee bit left....

Wingman · Post by **Wingman** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 9:24 am

bourbon, thanks, your choice.

people seem generally happy here in the candy store. or maybe i'm projecting.

JimLahey · Post by **JimLahey** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 10:32 am

I had to show 3 pieces of ID!!! I know I look much younger than 25, but for fuck's sake, why do some liquor store workers take themselves so seriously?

Bluto · Post by **Bluto** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 1:03 pm

You had three forms of ID on you? Imprrssive.

JimLahey · Post by **JimLahey** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 6:38 pm

Bluto wrote:You had three forms of ID on you? Imprrssive.

Haha, I actually had my citizenship card on me for some damn reason. I was ready to provide a urine sample goddammit!

JohnnyT · Post by **JohnnyT** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 11:42 am

are there any old timers here that snickered when they saw this thread title? i can't be the only one.

BBoozer · Post by **BBoozer** » Wed Sep 07, 2011 1:52 am

I never go to the liquor store. I got my own private dealer who takes care of my needs. But, since you're buying, JimLahey, get me a bottle of fine gin. To share, of course.

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Wed Sep 07, 2011 11:44 am

I need more Makers, STAT! But I only gots two IDs; my DL and my military dependent. Oh, I got a library card. But our library is only open three and a half days a week, since I live in Tumbleweed Junction, and ain't nobody here hardly reads.

Post by **NYDingbat** » Wed Sep 07, 2011 12:02 pm

JimLahey wrote:I had to show 3 pieces of ID!!! I know I look much younger than 25, but for fuck's sake, why do some liquor store workers take themselves so seriously?

Wait, that's not you in your av? Can I get arrested for all that dirty talk in PMs?

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