Anyone want anything? I'm grabbing a giant jug of wine.
By the way, why is it that people look so depressed at liquor stores? Ever notice that? Like they are in line to pay their taxes or something. I feel like a kid at a candy store.
I'm going to the liquor store.
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Re: I'm going to the liquor store.
Wild Turkey rye please.
I love going to the liquor store. I remember the joy that I felt on the day I turned 21 and was allowed to go to the state store. I browsed every aisle and then made my selection. I forget what I selected, but just seeing all that booze was a glorious thing.
I love going to the liquor store. I remember the joy that I felt on the day I turned 21 and was allowed to go to the state store. I browsed every aisle and then made my selection. I forget what I selected, but just seeing all that booze was a glorious thing.
Re: I'm going to the liquor store.
Excellent, can you bring me back a big bottle of cheap cider?
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Re: I'm going to the liquor store.
Just fill a grocery cart. I'll find something I like.
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And I'll still drink what I don't like.ThirstyDrunk wrote:Just fill a grocery cart. I'll find something I like.
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Plz get me a good bottle of something...it too late here to get anything at all...thank god I got a wee bit left....
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Re: I'm going to the liquor store.
bourbon, thanks, your choice.
people seem generally happy here in the candy store. or maybe i'm projecting.
people seem generally happy here in the candy store. or maybe i'm projecting.
Stupid should hurt.
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Re: I'm going to the liquor store.
I had to show 3 pieces of ID!!! I know I look much younger than 25, but for fuck's sake, why do some liquor store workers take themselves so seriously?
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You had three forms of ID on you? Imprrssive.
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Haha, I actually had my citizenship card on me for some damn reason. I was ready to provide a urine sample goddammit!Bluto wrote:You had three forms of ID on you? Imprrssive.
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are there any old timers here that snickered when they saw this thread title? i can't be the only one.
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I never go to the liquor store. I got my own private dealer who takes care of my needs. But, since you're buying, JimLahey, get me a bottle of fine gin. To share, of course.
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I need more Makers, STAT! But I only gots two IDs; my DL and my military dependent. Oh, I got a library card. But our library is only open three and a half days a week, since I live in Tumbleweed Junction, and ain't nobody here hardly reads.
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Re: I'm going to the liquor store.
JimLahey wrote:I had to show 3 pieces of ID!!! I know I look much younger than 25, but for fuck's sake, why do some liquor store workers take themselves so seriously?
Wait, that's not you in your av? Can I get arrested for all that dirty talk in PMs?
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