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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Badfellow » Fri May 17, 2019 9:22 am

Savage wrote:
Wed May 15, 2019 2:26 am
Grumpy's pizza is killer. I like the pepperoni one...
True to say, I'm a bit of a pepperoni purist. Artful Detective has been know to quiz folks on their favorite pizza toppings, to which my default reply is extra pep, extra cheese. A good, spicy sausage is a wondrous thing too.

But it is also good to branch out into some of the more esoteric of preserved meats when crafting your own pie at home. Jamon serrano, prosciutto, capicola, they're all in the winners column. Though the one thing you don't want to do is overload a pizza with too much meat; it's a fine line to walk. I also like to embed a little fresh marjoram in with the cheese, that and the thinly sliced garlic they were talking about in the movie Goodfellas. Que bella!
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Badfellow » Fri May 17, 2019 9:52 am

Patchez wrote:
Sat May 11, 2019 6:28 pm
Badfellow wrote:
Thu May 09, 2019 7:39 am
Would you rather...

Live on a planet with no beer?

or

Live on a planet with no hard liquor?
Badfellow wrote:
Thu May 09, 2019 11:03 am
Let's up the ante a little...

A planet without beer and tacos?

Or

A planet without hard liquor and pizza?
I wouldn't want to live. I'll stay here with all the beer and booze. foodstuffs aplenty! Fuck all four of your Unholy planets Badfellow!
Ain't my planets, bro. More like one of the hell worlds colonized by space Mormons and Jehosephat's Witnesses. The planet Buzzkill Prime is ruled by a supreme council of mother-in-laws who issue permits to legally possess 3.2 beer but are always bitching that you've had too much to drink.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by mistah willies » Fri May 17, 2019 10:25 pm

oettinger wrote:
Fri May 17, 2019 7:57 am
Savage wrote:
Wed May 15, 2019 2:26 am
There is nothing appetizing about looking at the mess that produced your meal, while you are eating said meal.
Would you rather:

Never pay taxes again

Never have to pay for booze again
Liver taxes, someday. Also for perpetual nightlife. I'll go for the latter, as a ladder.

So, would you prefer to live in a George Lucas movie of your choice, or a Ridley Scott one?

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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Artful Drunktective » Fri May 17, 2019 10:44 pm

Badfellow wrote:
Fri May 17, 2019 9:22 am
Savage wrote:
Wed May 15, 2019 2:26 am
Grumpy's pizza is killer. I like the pepperoni one...
True to say, I'm a bit of a pepperoni purist. Artful Detective has been know to quiz folks on their favorite pizza toppings, to which my default reply is extra pep, extra cheese. A good, spicy sausage is a wondrous thing too.

But it is also good to branch out into some of the more esoteric of preserved meats when crafting your own pie at home. Jamon serrano, prosciutto, capicola, they're all in the winners column. Though the one thing you don't want to do is overload a pizza with too much meat; it's a fine line to walk. I also like to embed a little fresh marjoram in with the cheese, that and the thinly sliced garlic they were talking about in the movie Goodfellas. Que bella!
Well la-di-freakin'-da aren't you the Martha Stewart of pizza making with your marjoram, esoteric preserved meats, and pepperoni snobbery. It's kind of like the time you used the word "ganache". You are probably one of those avocado toast eaters like the millenials, am I wrong?

Any dang way, to capitalize on your mention of sausage on pizza, I had a pizza at this chain called "Spin!" where they have wood-roasted gourmet type pizzas and some of their concoctions sounds strange but trust me drunkards when I tell you that it is a tongue boner. Their sausage pizza had no red sauce which I prefer, but an herbed olive oil glaze with Italian sausage, apples, crushed glazed pecans, and a blend of cheese. I may have gotten a stiffy while eating it if it was possible.

The funny thing is, I looked that pizza up on their menu online because I wasn't quite sure what was in it and they had the "nutritional" information for their pizzas posted. HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA. Has anyone in the history of time ever considered the nutritional value of pizza?!
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Patchez » Fri May 17, 2019 10:45 pm

Free booze.


White cheddar or yellow cheddar?
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Artful Drunktective » Fri May 17, 2019 10:47 pm

Patchez wrote:
Fri May 17, 2019 10:45 pm
Free booze.


White cheddar or yellow cheddar?
The whites like Walter Sobchek's dirty undies.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Badfellow » Sat May 18, 2019 11:22 am

Artful Drunktective wrote:
Fri May 17, 2019 10:44 pm
Badfellow wrote:
Fri May 17, 2019 9:22 am
Savage wrote:
Wed May 15, 2019 2:26 am
Grumpy's pizza is killer. I like the pepperoni one...
True to say, I'm a bit of a pepperoni purist. Artful Detective has been know to quiz folks on their favorite pizza toppings, to which my default reply is extra pep, extra cheese. A good, spicy sausage is a wondrous thing too.

But it is also good to branch out into some of the more esoteric of preserved meats when crafting your own pie at home. Jamon serrano, prosciutto, capicola, they're all in the winners column. Though the one thing you don't want to do is overload a pizza with too much meat; it's a fine line to walk. I also like to embed a little fresh marjoram in with the cheese, that and the thinly sliced garlic they were talking about in the movie Goodfellas. Que bella!
Well la-di-freakin'-da aren't you the Martha Stewart of pizza making with your marjoram, esoteric preserved meats, and pepperoni snobbery. It's kind of like the time you used the word "ganache". You are probably one of those avocado toast eaters like the millenials, am I wrong?
Yes. You are all sorts of wrong. I eat my avocados in the form of guac-mole and put peanut butter on my toast, but not in my avocados.

C'mon, don't hate me because I have taste in the more esoteric of preserved meats. I once drove 200 miles just to pick up some smoked hams. Have YOU ever driven 200 miles just to pick up some smoked hams? Didn't think so, smarty britches. Maybe you'll think of that the next time you go dissin' on my pepperoni snobbery, yo.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Badfellow » Sat May 18, 2019 11:24 am

Patchez wrote:
Fri May 17, 2019 10:45 pm
White cheddar or yellow cheddar?

All cheddars matter.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by oettinger » Sat May 18, 2019 12:49 pm

Yellow fo sho.

I`d drive 200 miles for BFs leftover ham in the trashbin

Would you rather,

no night or no day
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by scream ale » Sat May 18, 2019 6:07 pm

Patchez wrote:
Fri May 17, 2019 10:45 pm
Free booze.


White cheddar or yellow cheddar?
As long as the free booze is whiskey and the cheddar is the sharpest available that's all that matters.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Sat May 18, 2019 9:58 pm

White cheddar

WYR...
fuck your mom or a wild gorilla?
To be fair, I'm drunker than you.

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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Patchez » Sat May 18, 2019 10:05 pm

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White cheddar

WYR...
fuck your mom or a wild gorilla?
Gotta go with the gorilla. Less hair
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Sat May 18, 2019 10:13 pm

Patchez wrote:
Sat May 18, 2019 10:05 pm
ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sat May 18, 2019 9:58 pm
White cheddar

WYR...
fuck your mom or a wild gorilla?
Gotta go with the gorilla. Less hair
You better be suave.
To be fair, I'm drunker than you.

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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by mistah willies » Sun May 19, 2019 9:21 am

oettinger wrote:
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I`d drive 200 miles for BFs leftover ham in the trashbin

Would you rather,

no night or no day
Badfellow would probably use all the scraps and the bone for split pea soup: use every party of the kill.

No night or no day?
Well, I've seen images of the sun.
It's yellow, right?

But I've never seen images of the dark. Is that even possible?
I'll go for that choice.

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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by oettinger » Sun May 19, 2019 10:43 am

mistah willies wrote:
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But I've never seen images of the dark. Is that even possible?
Use flashlight
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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