Thoughts On Trump and The Freak Show That Surrounds Him?

[Lush City]

As my friends in Greek parliament are fond of saying: "you need the saltiness to balance out all the grease".

I used to work on fishing boats out of San Diego. I fell in love with the scent of brine and diesel oil. It made me want to drink a lot of beer. It became operant conditioning.

[mistah willies]

As my friends in Greek parliament are fond of saying: "you need the saltiness to balance out all the grease".

I used to work on fishing boats out of San Diego. I fell in love with the scent of brine and diesel oil. It made me want to drink a lot of beer. It became operant conditioning.

Ahhh. Reminds me of my youth.

I drink black ink because it reminds me of the squids that would get into the kitchen of the lobster traps, and when we pulled the lines, it was an ungodly mess of pure joy.






Ring that bell, Pavlov.

You know, people come up to me all the time and they say that I have very large lobsters.

I can't deny, but you should see my crabs.



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[oettinger]

As my friends in Greek parliament are fond of saying: "you need the saltiness to balance out all the grease".

I used to work on fishing boats out of San Diego. I fell in love with the scent of brine and diesel oil. It made me want to drink a lot of beer. It became operant conditioning.

Brine and oil, childhood memories. I love that smell also. My parents always took us little children to northern african countries, all of the mediterranean countries and islands basically, in a camper riding ferries.

So Trump thinks Belgium is a nice town? And our media is making fun of him.
Ask german politicans what`s the difference between Minnesota and Minneapolis and you get a big pile of nothing.

[Badfellow]

STANDBY FOR AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM THE SUPREME LEADER, HIS MAGNANIMOUSNESS AND MOST TOTALLY AWESOME OMNIPOTENCY, THE GOD EMPEROR BADFELLOW!

Pitiful worms,

You are standing upon the threshold of the most glorious era history has ever known, the era of my divine rule over all existence! After I have smote the insectoid Trump and Clinton in the 2016 election, the implementation of the Great Plan shall commence. This consists of twelve four-month plans, followed by four twelve-month plans with a month or so to plan each plan in between. The boosting of our economy is key in breaking down your resistance and ensuring your placation with an abundance of superficial consumer goods. Rest assured you bumbling peons, there will be plenty of snack chips and piss beer for all televised sporting events. I have already issued a directive to boost the Doritos quota by 50%.

Also, my regime is now accepting applications for the following positions: shock police, assistant water-boarding technician, general laborer (no pay), thought police junior administrator, soft drink propaganda coding specialist, weapons tester and secret base custodial services.

Now then, lemmings. Make sure you log onto Facebook and comply with my subliminal hypnotic algorithms. Anyone who does not accept my friendship request will be sent to the Badfellomo Bay Detention Facility. Do not attempt to adjust your screen. The Intertron is now under my control! Muahahahaha! Look at me! I can fly!

Sincerely,
Your Overlord


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[oettinger]

Give booze to people, the`ll spend more money than eva! And more than they have.
Is this socialiszmcz?

[Patchez]

Weapon's Tester job is mine cause I made a potato gun once. It worked too.

[Badfellow]

Weapon's Tester job is mine cause I made a potato gun once. It worked too.

Hair spray propellant with electric spark ignition? I loves me a good spud cannon.


I knew a guy that killed a wild turkey with a potato gun. Lucky shot. He ended up doing some jail time and paying fines to the DNR because, of course, he bragged about it to every living soul at the local town bar. As you might guess, he was kind of a dumb ass. His potato gun engineering skills, however, were second to none.

[Patchez]

Yes and yes. 3" by 2' rear chamber necked down to a 1 1/2" 4 foot barrel. got some real velocity out of that puppy.

[ThirstyDrunk]

I made a potato gun once. Talk to me when you make one that uses potatos as the propellant AND projectile.

[Badfellow]

Yes and yes. 3" by 2' rear chamber necked down to a 1 1/2" 4 foot barrel. got some real velocity out of that puppy.

American Potato Sniper. Hope you had a good scope and a muzzle brake.

I made a potato gun once. Talk to me when you make one that uses potatos as the propellant AND projectile.

Acetylene Impregnated Potato Projectile (AIPP-shit)

[Badfellow]

People tell me, Donald Trump, he doesn't shoot potatoes. He shoot people on his own private game reserve in the Putin Oblast of Crackistan.

[oettinger]

My ass turns into one huge cannon every sunday morning. Load with coffee fuse with cigarette: BOOM

[Lush City]

Sanctuary cities are just a wonderful place for Mexican fugitives and desperadoes and just some plain crazy assholes can hole up. You know, where would you go if you were on the lam from Mexican cartels or ferderales? Just making it real.

[Badfellow]

You know, where would you go if you were on the lam from Mexican cartels or ferderales?

I thought they were one in the same.

[Joe Beese]

There was good drinking during the Republican debates. There will be even better drinking during the presidential debates. I impatiently await them.