I'll start, of course...
Well it makes me mad that instead of the Franco-German couple no one is talking about the UK-French couple.
Why? Well because it should be the couple leading Europe and directing this very slow and messy boat towards success.
If it wasn't for our respective insane prides and the fact that you are the ones we love to hate and conversely, we would be ruling the World by now.
We have always had common values and there were absolutely no time in History when one of us have allowed the other to be attacked by anyone but his dreadful friend/enemy.
Why is it, why for fuck's sake is it that, if our respective aristocracies could take shelter in one an other's countries in time of crisis we can not accept that we are natural allies?
Why is it that going to Manchester is more exotic than going to the Pacific Islands for me? Why can't we accept that united we can steer the paquebot that Europe is? Why do we always have to disagree just for the sake of disagreeing?
I wonder, and it makes me mad.
Things that make you mad.
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Things that make you mad.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
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"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Re: Things that make you mad.
You want to know what makes me mad?
Really?
YOU want to know What Makes Me MAD!!!
I WILL TELL YOU WHAT MAKES ME MAD!!!!!!!
My brain. Been nutters from birth. Come from a long line of bonkers. Heck, Grandmaw Fuzzynuts used to believe in God! HAHAHAHA!!
Really?
YOU want to know What Makes Me MAD!!!
I WILL TELL YOU WHAT MAKES ME MAD!!!!!!!
My brain. Been nutters from birth. Come from a long line of bonkers. Heck, Grandmaw Fuzzynuts used to believe in God! HAHAHAHA!!
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Re: Things that make you mad.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franco-British_Union
we've been close to it before. Would be a wonderful thing
we've been close to it before. Would be a wonderful thing
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Re: Things that make you mad.
It would be hi-fucking-larious if, after the referendum, Scotland seceded from the Union and, in the spirit of the "Auld Alliance", formed a political alliance/union with France; now that would really piss the Tories, especially the Prime Minister, and the Royal family, completely off.
How's that for a thought?
How's that for a thought?
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Re: Things that make you mad.
I've been hoping for scotland to go indo, join forces with the republic and take over the rest of the british isles
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Re: Things that make you mad.
That would make a pleasant change.Mr. Sandman wrote:I've been hoping for scotland to [...] take over the rest of the british isles
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Re: Things that make you mad.
i have a list. i can not post it all here but let us just say it includes jive-ass honkey mofo's and those suffering from pervasive ennui. also germophobes.
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Re: Things that make you mad.
i've had some time to think on it and i've realized three things that really get my knickers in a twist; politics, whining and bullshit.
i do, however, quite enjoy cheese, meats and good quality bread made into sandwiches. hot ones, cold ones, leftovers, hell, the one thing i can think of that doesn't make me mad is a sandwich.
god i love those bastards.
oh yeah.
pickles are a nice surprise as well.
depending on the sandwich.
i do, however, quite enjoy cheese, meats and good quality bread made into sandwiches. hot ones, cold ones, leftovers, hell, the one thing i can think of that doesn't make me mad is a sandwich.
god i love those bastards.
oh yeah.
pickles are a nice surprise as well.
depending on the sandwich.
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Re: Things that make you mad.
I am pretty pissed-off at Finland. I don't know why.
Pipe down, Otis!!!!
Re: Things that make you mad.
Me too, at times.OtisCampbell wrote:I am pretty pissed-off at Finland. I don't know why.
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Re: Things that make you mad.
It's all because of Bur, fuckin' Bur.OtisCampbell wrote:I am pretty pissed-off at Finland. I don't know why.
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"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
Re: Things that make you mad.
I concur,Mr Boozificator wrote:It's all because of Bur, fuckin' Bur.OtisCampbell wrote:I am pretty pissed-off at Finland. I don't know why.
fuckin' Bur.
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Re: Things that make you mad.
They eat glasses. That's why.
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Re: Things that make you mad.
And your face is made up of baboons' bottom areas.One for the Frog wrote:They eat glasses. That's why.
How do you like them onions?
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Re: Things that make you mad.
Honestly, I can never remember being mad.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought