Drunkard Injuries

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Re: Drunkard Injuries

Post by oettinger » Fri May 12, 2017 8:06 am

Really curious now myself, go for it!
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Re: Drunkard Injuries

Post by givemesomepils » Sat May 20, 2017 6:55 pm

mistah willies wrote:
Thu May 11, 2017 7:53 pm
givemesomepils wrote:
Thu May 11, 2017 6:53 pm
Eh fuck the ankle. I have had a few of those injuries.

Right now im going around on two severly bruised knees a bruised up arm and a healing concussion from last week.

I wasnt drunk when the accident happened though. So. idk if i can legally mention it here.
Dude.

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Do tell.
Nothing special really a friend said he was getting kicked out of his house so i picked him up in my truck and ended up hanging out all night and the next day. I smoked some of that synthetic weed stuff at his place the next day while dropping him off at his house and about a block from his house i passed out while driving and ended up in a ditch.

So it was a combo of sleep deprivation, and that stuff that caused it (although i will say that stuff didnt make me feel tired at all so idk for sure if it had to do with it)
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Re: Drunkard Injuries

Post by oettinger » Sun May 21, 2017 6:47 am

This is so totally you. Wow. Is the car ok?
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: Drunkard Injuries

Post by mistah willies » Sun May 21, 2017 2:42 pm

oettinger wrote:
Sun May 21, 2017 6:47 am
This is so totally you. Wow. Is the car ok?

Friggin Oett; "Yeah yeah, you're OK, but what about the car?"


Good to see you are still alive. You must have three lives left, huh Pils?



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Re: Drunkard Injuries

Post by givemesomepils » Sun May 21, 2017 4:53 pm

oettinger wrote:
Sun May 21, 2017 6:47 am
This is so totally you. Wow. Is the car ok?
Its fine vut it wont start until i replace the airbags, which is pissing me off because airbags for a 98 f150 are impossible to find.
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Re: Drunkard Injuries

Post by givemesomepils » Sun May 21, 2017 4:55 pm

mistah willies wrote:
Sun May 21, 2017 2:42 pm
oettinger wrote:
Sun May 21, 2017 6:47 am
This is so totally you. Wow. Is the car ok?

Friggin Oett; "Yeah yeah, you're OK, but what about the car?"


Good to see you are still alive. You must have three lives left, huh Pils?



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Tbh im suprised too with the way my days go sometimes
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Re: Drunkard Injuries

Post by Mr. Viking » Mon May 22, 2017 2:15 pm

givemesomepils wrote:
Sun May 21, 2017 4:53 pm
its fine vut it wont start until i replace the airbags, which is pissing me off because airbags for a 98 f150 are impossible to find.
scrapyard? there must be a load of rusted out '98 F150s. Otherwise I'm sure a decent motor mechanic could bypass the detector
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Re: Drunkard Injuries

Post by givemesomepils » Mon May 22, 2017 2:30 pm

Mr. Viking wrote:
Mon May 22, 2017 2:15 pm
givemesomepils wrote:
Sun May 21, 2017 4:53 pm
its fine vut it wont start until i replace the airbags, which is pissing me off because airbags for a 98 f150 are impossible to find.
scrapyard? there must be a load of rusted out '98 F150s. Otherwise I'm sure a decent motor mechanic could bypass the detector
It is hard to find airbags for this model that werent deployed. This sucks because the truck is fine.
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Re: Drunkard Injuries

Post by mistah willies » Mon May 22, 2017 2:36 pm

givemesomepils wrote:
Mon May 22, 2017 2:30 pm
Mr. Viking wrote:
Mon May 22, 2017 2:15 pm
givemesomepils wrote:
Sun May 21, 2017 4:53 pm
its fine vut it wont start until i replace the airbags, which is pissing me off because airbags for a 98 f150 are impossible to find.
scrapyard? there must be a load of rusted out '98 F150s. Otherwise I'm sure a decent motor mechanic could bypass the detector
It is hard to find airbags for this model that werent deployed. This sucks because the truck is fine.
Yip. If you'd only totaled the truck, then you could have gotten some cash back. Next time, crash more thoroughly, me lad!

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Re: Drunkard Injuries

Post by oettinger » Wed Jun 14, 2017 3:18 pm

Never trust a doctor not as drunk as you
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Re: Drunkard Injuries

Post by buzzsaw » Wed Jan 30, 2019 5:28 pm

After a couple week hiatus, unfortunately scraped my shoulder on a homemade door lock in my home. It looked exactly like another female had scratched me during some amazing sex (that never happened). Try convincing a woman that... smh

Just to insult to injury... I stupidly put a used pregnancy test to hang out of the bathroom shelf and sprayed a little perfume next to the toilet (in a light hearted attempt to make a mockery of my shoulder wound) before my ("ex") showed up. That joke didn't go over too well

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Re: Drunkard Injuries

Post by Ouroboros » Wed Jan 30, 2019 10:20 pm

A camping trip, & a bottle of Macallan Director’s Edition. I have an eight inch scar down the side of my leg, and not the faintest idea how it got there... woke up in my tent the next day with my sleeping bag glued to my calf with blood, and my drinking buddy also wondering what the hell happened.

Not my only drunk injury, but my favorite story.
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Re: Drunkard Injuries

Post by Artful Drunktective » Fri Feb 01, 2019 9:29 am

buzzsaw wrote:
Wed Jan 30, 2019 5:28 pm


Just to insult to injury... I stupidly put a used pregnancy test to hang out of the bathroom shelf and sprayed a little perfume next to the toilet (in a light hearted attempt to make a mockery of my shoulder wound) before my ("ex") showed up. That joke didn't go over too well
You got used pregnancy tests just laying around? Hmm. Not sure if I should say "Wow" or "Ewww!". Hope it was negative!

I had the epitome of a drunkard injury that put me in the hospital for a month. Not a proud moment nor a good time by any means. Let's just say now I'm a wee bit more careful...
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Re: Drunkard Injuries

Post by scream ale » Sat Feb 02, 2019 11:57 pm

buzzsaw wrote:
Wed Jan 30, 2019 5:28 pm
After a couple week hiatus, unfortunately scraped my shoulder on a homemade door lock in my home. It looked exactly like another female had scratched me during some amazing sex (that never happened). Try convincing a woman that... smh

Just to insult to injury... I stupidly put a used pregnancy test to hang out of the bathroom shelf and sprayed a little perfume next to the toilet (in a light hearted attempt to make a mockery of my shoulder wound) before my ("ex") showed up. That joke didn't go over too well
People just hang on to pre enjoyed pregnancy tests? People will collect any and everything I guess.
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Re: Drunkard Injuries

Post by oettinger » Sun Feb 03, 2019 7:19 am

scream ale wrote:
Sat Feb 02, 2019 11:57 pm
buzzsaw wrote:
Wed Jan 30, 2019 5:28 pm
After a couple week hiatus, unfortunately scraped my shoulder on a homemade door lock in my home. It looked exactly like another female had scratched me during some amazing sex (that never happened). Try convincing a woman that... smh

Just to insult to injury... I stupidly put a used pregnancy test to hang out of the bathroom shelf and sprayed a little perfume next to the toilet (in a light hearted attempt to make a mockery of my shoulder wound) before my ("ex") showed up. That joke didn't go over too well
People just hang on to pre enjoyed pregnancy tests? People will any and everything I guess.
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Back to topic I burn myself often when drunk
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