http://inventorspot.com/articles/study_ ... rink_24948
so just remember ladies, be yourself, if yourself is a competitor in the art and sport of guzzling hard alcohol.
i myself have a so-far dry gf. this doesn't mean she doesn't approve, but it does mean i get perks like a dd and my cabinet doesn't get plundered.
however, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCjLM-L1 ... re=related
take away the novelty meat bullshit and candy-ass liquor and nothing's hotter than a woman guzzling the real deal.
i mean booze. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH
to the ladies
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"Please sir, make it whiskey
For I have no head for wine."
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Re: to the ladies
It's good to be yourself; everyone else is already taken.ghostface1 wrote:http://inventorspot.com/articles/study_ ... rink_24948
so just remember ladies, be yourself, if yourself is a competitor in the art and sport of guzzling hard alcohol.
i myself have a so-far dry gf. this doesn't mean she doesn't approve, but it does mean i get perks like a dd and my cabinet doesn't get plundered.
however, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCjLM-L1 ... re=related
take away the novelty meat bullshit and candy-ass liquor and nothing's hotter than a woman guzzling the real deal.
i mean booze. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH
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"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
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Re: to the ladies
Ha. I think it all depends though. If you're out and about it usually sucks. I mean, there are few things more frustrating than having to limit your own potential drunkenness because you feel obligated to babysit your already drunk girlfriend...or worse the already drunk girl who's "just a friend"....the one that will complain about how overprotective you are but then call you the next day trying to tell you that you fucked up because you didn't talk her out of the stupid shit she did. But I digress. On the other hand, a simple evening in with your significant other, sharing a bottle of E and J that you bought on sale at Rite Aid for 5.99 can be quite magical...at least until you wake up and she's cursing at you for making her drink that cheap shit.
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A man should know how to hold his liquor, and so should every woman too! That said, my wife recently acquired a taste for fine whisky, and you can call me a hopeless romantic, but there is hardly anything more hart warming than sharing a bottle of single malt with a good harted woman on a cold winter's evening, with snow falling outside and listening to Bach. Drinking is a form of art, and we can only encourage women to participate, but, a drunken lady, as a drunken gentleman, is an ugly thing - art is only a true art when you master it.
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historically I've gotten along better with dry girlfriends. I long for the day when I meet one who can handle her shit, but too many(at my age) can't.
"S0briety diminishes, discriminates, and says no; drunkenness expands, unites, and says yes." -William James
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I can tell by my wifes eyes when she has reached the island. But her behaveure doesn't change much. Only if there is some emotional trigger then I have to babysit but that is a rareity. I can't stress enough how important practice is.
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Im still looking for my Dorothy Parker, but that bloody marry is looking good right now
<@Riddeford> lying on the ground laughing then going to get drunk on a pier. isn't what was fabric was born to do?
<apE> if theyd spend half as much time drinking as they do bitching, itd all be good
<@Fabric> Pint: why do I feel like shit?
<%pint> Fabric: people
<@fiyah> you're unemployed and drunk, you have no standards
<apE> if theyd spend half as much time drinking as they do bitching, itd all be good
<@Fabric> Pint: why do I feel like shit?
<%pint> Fabric: people
<@fiyah> you're unemployed and drunk, you have no standards
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My wife doesn't drink a lot. Maybe one "lady drink" but after that she switches to something non alcoholic. We've been together for 8 years and i've only seen her mildly drunk once or twice.
I do miss the fact that we can never get drunk together. But I guess the fact that she doesn't drink has more advantages then disadvantages.
Disadvantages:
- Sometimes she whines about the fact that I get drunk too often.
- Sometimes she wants to go home earlier then me I want to stay ('cause I'm having too much fun or just not drunk enough)
Advantages:
- I always have a undrunk driver to get me home
- I never have to share the booze that I keep in my liquer cabinet
- There's always a undrunk parent in the house
- Two people who drink and eat a lot in one household is very expensive.
- ...
I do miss the fact that we can never get drunk together. But I guess the fact that she doesn't drink has more advantages then disadvantages.
Disadvantages:
- Sometimes she whines about the fact that I get drunk too often.
- Sometimes she wants to go home earlier then me I want to stay ('cause I'm having too much fun or just not drunk enough)
Advantages:
- I always have a undrunk driver to get me home
- I never have to share the booze that I keep in my liquer cabinet
- There's always a undrunk parent in the house
- Two people who drink and eat a lot in one household is very expensive.
- ...
AA didn't work out for me,... so here I am.
Re: to the ladies
I've never had good luck with drunkard girlfriends.
Drink your fucking drink, how about that? Stop the fuckin' presses, isn't it genius??
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Dating a drunk chick, from my experience, means that the fun times will be even more fun, but the bad times will be worse. Higher highs and lower lows than dating a dry.
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Re: to the ladies
Yep,... sounds about right.Rip Rufus wrote:Dating a drunk chick, from my experience, means that the fun times will be even more fun, but the bad times will be worse. Higher highs and lower lows than dating a dry.
AA didn't work out for me,... so here I am.
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con-freakin-curHush wrote:Yep,... sounds about right.Rip Rufus wrote:Dating a drunk chick, from my experience, means that the fun times will be even more fun, but the bad times will be worse. Higher highs and lower lows than dating a dry.
and it goes back-ass-wards as well.
"Personally I prefer the buzz between 'all is good and well in the universe with this glass' drunk and 'IM A FUCKING VIKING!' drunk." Impish Boozehound
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I can't believe goose hasn't posted yet about how kickass of a drunkard wife I am. I find time to take care of my kiddo, show up for work every day, and still manage to enjoy a bit of boozing. Well, he'd probably say that I rock so I'll just speak for him. :)
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Where's my sharp eye-poking stick?
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this is why the world still turns. no matter how many drinks I've had, I still get out of bed to get the kid to school.Mother Goose wrote:I can't believe goose hasn't posted yet about how kickass of a drunkard wife I am. I find time to take care of my kiddo, show up for work every day, and still manage to enjoy a bit of boozing. Well, he'd probably say that I rock so I'll just speak for him. :)
"Personally I prefer the buzz between 'all is good and well in the universe with this glass' drunk and 'IM A FUCKING VIKING!' drunk." Impish Boozehound