I'm holding in my hand right now Issue 56
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I'm holding in my hand right now Issue 56
of ModernDrunkard Magazine! Came in the mail today! Hooray for not moving!
Proverbs 31:6&7
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
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"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
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"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
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Re: I'm holding in my hand right now Issue 56
Fuuuucccckkk!
I bet my scrip is up.
I bet my scrip is up.
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Re: I'm holding in my hand right now Issue 56
Tonight unfolded like most nights. Drinks after work, cigars included, then off to the next public house for more of the same. Arrival home came with the traditional sigh of relief having once again, avoided a most unfortunate complication of tyrannical interference. But a very pleasant surprise was waiting for me this time in a small red metal box at the end of my driveway.
Like most surprises, good and bad, they come unexpectedly. (thank you spell check)
And THANK YOU MDM!
Like most surprises, good and bad, they come unexpectedly. (thank you spell check)
And THANK YOU MDM!
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Re: I'm holding in my hand right now Issue 56
Hooray!
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Re: I'm holding in my hand right now Issue 56
Do not ask what he's holding in his left hand!
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Re: I'm holding in my hand right now Issue 56
I can tell you it's not a picture of my pineapple shirt.BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:Do not ask what he's holding in his left hand!
Proverbs 31:6&7
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
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Re: I'm holding in my hand right now Issue 56
"This is my favorite kind of surprise, mild!"
got mine today too. i even moved in between this one and the last.
got mine today too. i even moved in between this one and the last.
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Re: I'm holding in my hand right now Issue 56
I received two copies today.... can't remember updating the old subscription.
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Re: I'm holding in my hand right now Issue 56
Out of curiosity, is there anything in the mag about MDM turning 15?
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Re: I'm holding in my hand right now Issue 56
Got mine today. I guess there really is a magazine.
Drink your fucking drink, how about that? Stop the fuckin' presses, isn't it genius??
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I guess Nicky Plumber is no longer an MDM staffer.
Drink your fucking drink, how about that? Stop the fuckin' presses, isn't it genius??
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Re: I'm holding in my hand right now Issue 56
Yeah, where's the Plumber? You could have knocked me over with a glass of single malt when Grumpy handed me the magazine. I kinda thought I'd never see it again. It's good, real nice. Of course, I had to wait until the old man let it drop from his sweaty hands. He's a slow reader, so I just got to read it today. Too bad it didn't come when he was in the hospital, I would have brought it to him to cheer him up.
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Re: I'm holding in my hand right now Issue 56
Judging by some of the poems, he is a cab driver.Mayhem wrote:I guess Nicky Plumber is no longer an MDM staffer.
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Re: I'm holding in my hand right now Issue 56
One my my last memories of him from Con III was calling cab companies trying to locate his phone, and yakking in Rock's toilet.Crystal wrote:Judging by some of the poems, he is a cab driver.Mayhem wrote:I guess Nicky Plumber is no longer an MDM staffer.
Drink your fucking drink, how about that? Stop the fuckin' presses, isn't it genius??
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Re: I'm holding in my hand right now Issue 56
I got mine on Friday - couldn't believe it! Took my time to read it also. You never know if the ship will sink again.
Nice avatar Mayhem; I have a print of that work in my living room.
Nice avatar Mayhem; I have a print of that work in my living room.
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