Lady Savage's Grumpy Chronicles
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- Savage
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Grumpy pooped out on me
I was looking forward to a fun Friday night, and he just faded away, in his comfy chair, still clutching half a glass of bourbon. Maybe if we all say his name three times, he'll come to? It's worth a try.
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Re: Grumpy pooped out on me
Grumpy! Grumpy! Grumpy!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
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Re: Grumpy pooped out on me
Thank you, kid sir. Alas, he is still snoring away.peetie44 wrote:Grumpy! Grumpy! Grumpy!
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Re: Grumpy pooped out on me
I'd hang out with you. I'd even bring my own bourbon.
That woudl be a trip jhangin with Savage
That woudl be a trip jhangin with Savage
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Re: Grumpy pooped out on me
did he now
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Re: Grumpy pooped out on me
Just poured him into bed. He's out, after staggering up the stairs of death.
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Re: Grumpy pooped out on me
The good news of this borderline dire situation is that he was still clutching the bourbon. At least you could finish it off, rather than the carpet.
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Re: Grumpy pooped out on me
Lo these are fine times when an upstanding drunkard like Savage uses the word poop in a thread title
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Re: Grumpy pooped out on me
Well, I just realized that it could have been worse. "Out" could have not been part of the sentence.
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Re: Grumpy pooped out on me
Silver lining.Savage wrote:Well, I just realized that it could have been worse. "Out" could have not been part of the sentence.
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Re: Grumpy pooped out on me
a fuckin' a.ThirstyDrunk wrote: That woudl be a trip jhangin with Savage
Stupid should hurt.
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Grumpy have a theory, that I think is bullshit
He says that being Gay is a choice. I ask him, if you decided that women really pissed you off, could you decide to become homesexual? He becomes irrational at this point. Honestly. I tell him that I got in trouble in kindergarten for chasing after boys and kissing them. For goodness sake. We are what we are. Gay persons do not make some kind of choice to piss people off. We lust after what we are born to lust after. It is in our DNA, from the time we slither out of our mom. The Grumpy continues to rant on and disagree with me. So I told him, "Maybe you are right. Maybe I'll become a lesbian. Rub up against some girl's soft breasts." He really went insane at that point. He began screaming something about "unatural!"
I think it would have been better all around if I had gone with my original plan, which was to be a spinster. Life would have been quieter. I would be in bed with a book, right now.
I think it would have been better all around if I had gone with my original plan, which was to be a spinster. Life would have been quieter. I would be in bed with a book, right now.
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