The secret to a long happy marrage.
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The secret to a long happy marrage.
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The older I get, the better I was.
It's damn expensive to look this cheap.
The older I get, the better I was.
It's damn expensive to look this cheap.
- DeeboCools
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Re: The secret to a long happy marrage.
I say that to bourbon and sometimes rum. Other spirits are less long-term, more like hiring a prostitute, just what I want that night.
"S0briety diminishes, discriminates, and says no; drunkenness expands, unites, and says yes." -William James
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Re: The secret to a long happy marrage.
I constantly talk to my beer, or look at it affectionately after the first taste.
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Re: The secret to a long happy marrage.
gawd...thought I was reading the secret of a lone hippy mirage
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
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Re: The secret to a long happy marrage.
I'm often slapped by the Girlfriend once she realizes that I've been talking to my drink the entire time.
What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch? ~ W. C. Fields
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Re: The secret to a long happy marrage.
I thought this was like that question, "whats the best kind of boat to have? I friend with a boat."
Proverbs 31:6&7
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
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"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
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Re: The secret to a long happy marrage.
Yep, change that "wine" to bourbon, and I'm there. Not that it matters, since when I say something like that, the old man is either in the bathroom, snoring, or too deaf to know I've even spoken.
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Re: The secret to a long happy marrage.
I thought Savage was done posting here.
How'd you find your way back in?
How'd you find your way back in?
- JimLahey
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Re: The secret to a long happy marrage.
Bourbon is a hell of a drug.Smatter Noguts wrote:I thought Savage was done posting here.
How'd you find your way back in?
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Re: The secret to a long happy marrage.
i lol'd. okay, not really, but i smiled and snorted a little.JimLahey wrote:
Bourbon is a hell of a drug.
Stupid should hurt.
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"We're better than mere people, we're DRUNKARDS."
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Re: The secret to a long happy marrage.
"I love your curves... You smell so good... and you taste just as good as you smell... and I love the way Ice clinks inside of you"Superfucker wrote:I'm often slapped by the Girlfriend once she realizes that I've been talking to my drink the entire time.
"S0briety diminishes, discriminates, and says no; drunkenness expands, unites, and says yes." -William James
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Re: The secret to a long happy marrage.
"i'm so glad i took you out of the refrigerator and put you in my mouth."DeeboCools wrote:"I love your curves... You smell so good... and you taste just as good as you smell... and I love the way Ice clinks inside of you"Superfucker wrote:I'm often slapped by the Girlfriend once she realizes that I've been talking to my drink the entire time.
wait, what?
Stupid should hurt.
"We're better than mere people, we're DRUNKARDS."
--ThirstyDrunk
"We're better than mere people, we're DRUNKARDS."
--ThirstyDrunk
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Re: The secret to a long happy marrage.
This.Wingman wrote:
"i'm so glad i took you out of the refrigerator and put you in my mouth."
wait, what?
"S0briety diminishes, discriminates, and says no; drunkenness expands, unites, and says yes." -William James