What do people who don't drink do when they get off of work?
Just sit there?
a riddle
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a riddle
"S0briety diminishes, discriminates, and says no; drunkenness expands, unites, and says yes." -William James
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Re: a riddle
Pie.
Proverbs 31:6&7
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Cry and slap their ugly wives?
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"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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this almost made me laugh while talking to a client.DeeboCools wrote: Just sit there?
i'm guessing they sit in traffic getting more and more frustrated. maybe go to the gym?
Stupid should hurt.
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Re: a riddle
Bitch about work... and I would assume how jealous they are of the hard partying neighbors.DeeboCools wrote:What do people who don't drink do when they get off of work?
Just sit there?
Fear the Man, kill the snitch. Just remember life's a bitch.
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Re: a riddle
Judging by the times when my wife is on a diet and only drinks once every week or two I would "guess" that they just bitch about how much their life sucks. She's a much happier person when she drinks every day and it's not like she's fat or anything.
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Re: a riddle
my old lady occasionally likes to hit the herb after working at her government job, which can make her really into making my drinks and laughing at my jokes.
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"there's a support group for that. it's called everybody. they meet at the bar." --drew careyBooz Hound wrote: Bitch about work....
Stupid should hurt.
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Ha ha! perfect.Wingman wrote:"there's a support group for that. it's called everybody. they meet at the bar." --drew careyBooz Hound wrote: Bitch about work....
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that's what I actually imagine. You hear a lot about domestic abuse being related to drink, but I'm pretty sure having a few simmered down more than a few disputes.Mr Boozificator wrote:Cry and slap their ugly wives?
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Hey man all them dry people got lives and shit they're just miserable
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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yeah, like i've recently taken to saying, you never hear about all the times alcohol saved someone's marriage.DeeboCools wrote: I'm pretty sure having a few simmered down more than a few disputes.
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1. Lemonade. 2. Tea.
Any other stupid questions? And while you're up, pour me a Maker's on the fucking rocks. (Por favor, Sil vous plait, and all that shit.)
Any other stupid questions? And while you're up, pour me a Maker's on the fucking rocks. (Por favor, Sil vous plait, and all that shit.)
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I see he's working on your last nerve. Next you'll be waxing proflic about the Seine.Savage wrote:1. Lemonade. 2. Tea.
Any other stupid questions? And while you're up, pour me a Maker's on the fucking rocks. (Por favor, Sil vous plait, and all that shit.)
Proverbs 31:6&7
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My last nerve went south quite a bit of time ago. And do not talk about the Seine. It makes me want to take an axe to a certain frog. And by the by, my little grandsprog went to kindergarten today, for the very first time. He was quite excited, and did not want the hugs and kisses of his momz and grandmomz. He would not even pose for photos, except from behind trees, and he kept getting distracted, by the little girls around him. I am afraid that he will be like his grandma, and get in trouble, kissing the opposite sex on the playground.
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