You need this to go with that:cloud8 wrote:You'll need a good cap, too.
Proper Drunk Clothing
Moderators: Oggar, Badfellow, Mr Boozificator, Artful Drunktective, mistah willies, NYDingbat, oettinger, Judge
- Judge
- Moderator
- Posts: 7725
- Joined: Sun Jun 08, 2003 11:01 pm
- Location: Can't find my ass with two hands
Re:
Proverbs 31:6&7
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
- Judge
- Moderator
- Posts: 7725
- Joined: Sun Jun 08, 2003 11:01 pm
- Location: Can't find my ass with two hands
Re: Proper Drunk Clothing
Beware the Khakis or you'll be explaining that's "its just water from washing my hands" when exiting the mens room.
Proverbs 31:6&7
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
- coqui_chris
- Drinking Like W.C.
- Posts: 6482
- Joined: Tue Jun 03, 2003 4:09 pm
- Location: 610, PA
Re:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWNQTqMkezcThirstyDrunk wrote:
"Say brotha, you been shopping at the Goodwill?"
"To avoid criticism: Do nothing, Say nothing, Be nothing" - Fred Shero
"You hear players, media people say it's tough to play in Philly in front of these fans. To those people, I say, you didn't have the guts to succeed here." - John Kruk
"You hear players, media people say it's tough to play in Philly in front of these fans. To those people, I say, you didn't have the guts to succeed here." - John Kruk
- coqui_chris
- Drinking Like W.C.
- Posts: 6482
- Joined: Tue Jun 03, 2003 4:09 pm
- Location: 610, PA
Re: Proper Drunk Clothing
Also, I had ribs the Saturday night and got sauce on my work pants and still work them to work through yesterday/my Friday, so fuggit. Dickies are very very durable.
"To avoid criticism: Do nothing, Say nothing, Be nothing" - Fred Shero
"You hear players, media people say it's tough to play in Philly in front of these fans. To those people, I say, you didn't have the guts to succeed here." - John Kruk
"You hear players, media people say it's tough to play in Philly in front of these fans. To those people, I say, you didn't have the guts to succeed here." - John Kruk
-
- Moderator
- Posts: 9790
- Joined: Tue Apr 15, 2003 7:29 pm
- Location: In The Liquor Cabinet
Re: Proper Drunk Clothing
Here's a simple memonic: Always wear trousers in public houses (or you'll have nowhere to put the change).*
* With apologies to Dr G. Garden.
* With apologies to Dr G. Garden.
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
ドロンケン
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
ドロンケン
- noirly
- Inebriate Savant
- Posts: 899
- Joined: Mon Mar 29, 2004 12:58 pm
- Location: Lafayette IN
- Contact:
Re: Proper Drunk Clothing
I always lose the game of pants
Bacchus has drowned more than Neptune ever did.
render me persona-fuck-offa ---smatter noguts
render me persona-fuck-offa ---smatter noguts
- Aloysius_of_Tahiti
- Lord of Benders
- Posts: 270
- Joined: Thu Feb 04, 2010 9:04 pm
Re: Proper Drunk Clothing
Brooks Brother. You'll look like a stock broker, which helps when a lousy barkeep tries to 86 you. Start yelling, "I'm a gentleman of learning and influence. I could have your ass over a fire by 0600 hours!"
Hey, it's worked for me.
Hey, it's worked for me.
-
- Moderator
- Posts: 9790
- Joined: Tue Apr 15, 2003 7:29 pm
- Location: In The Liquor Cabinet
Re: Proper Drunk Clothing
I've been in France (Brittany), recently, and I've repeatedly been mistaken for a priest. Hilarious for cursing and not bad for free drinks.
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
ドロンケン
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
ドロンケン
- beerkegbilly
- Drunker Than God
- Posts: 2028
- Joined: Tue Aug 10, 2010 5:05 pm
- Location: in a hollow of a tree or in a wishing well but alway on my pot of gold really Penna USA
Re: Proper Drunk Clothing
nice t shirt with good pair of jeans nice shoes and a scally cap
- Mr. Viking
- Hooching Like Hemingway
- Posts: 3949
- Joined: Fri Nov 25, 2011 7:23 am
- Location: Norris Green
Re: Proper Drunk Clothing
I try my best to wear a shirt with a straight collar, and a halfway decent jacket
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best
- beerkegbilly
- Drunker Than God
- Posts: 2028
- Joined: Tue Aug 10, 2010 5:05 pm
- Location: in a hollow of a tree or in a wishing well but alway on my pot of gold really Penna USA
Re: Proper Drunk Clothing
it is always nice to look your best as you are getting shit face at a local pub.
- Frankennietzsche
- Juicing Like Jackie
- Posts: 12348
- Joined: Mon Mar 17, 2003 9:13 pm
- Location: Master of the Meatloaf Winds
- Contact:
Re: Proper Drunk Clothing
I always wear at least two shirts whose collars can be popped. canigetawhatwhat!?
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
- Mr. Viking
- Hooching Like Hemingway
- Posts: 3949
- Joined: Fri Nov 25, 2011 7:23 am
- Location: Norris Green
Re: Proper Drunk Clothing
yesbeerkegbilly wrote:it is always nice to look your best as you are getting shit face at a local pub.
reminds me of a golf course I used to go to which had a dress code: players must wear a shirt at all timesPalinka wrote:Always wear trousers in public houses (or you'll have nowhere to put the change).*
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best
- Savage
- Juicing Like Jackie
- Posts: 25434
- Joined: Mon Apr 21, 2003 1:16 am
- Location: All my bags are packed, I'm ready to go
Re: Proper Drunk Clothing
501's, with the manly stuff to fill 'em out. Plaid shirt, cotten when it's warm, flannel when it's cold. That's all I require. He looks even better without the fabric, of course. Don't let my children see this post. They still can't believe we had ***
like tears in rain
- peetie44
- Juicing Like Jackie
- Posts: 10389
- Joined: Sun Mar 16, 2008 3:05 am
- Location: Belgium, Austin TX, SoCal, Branson MO, Cape Cod MA
Re: Proper Drunk Clothing
This is rather sporty...
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be