Hey, RIPT told me to tell yous guyz to check out his facespace page. (I think that he did it wrong, though...)
http://www.interpol.int/Wanted-Persons/ ... 2006-51790
My good friend RIPT just told me...
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“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
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"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Re: My good friend RIPT just told me...
I sense his presence...my morning glass of whisky just levitated
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My good buddy, RIPT has been texting (sexting, mor like it!) me from the Innauguration. He's as giddy as a school girl
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Re: My good friend RIPT just told me...
Your good buddy RIPT has suggested that you take a self-portrait in a bathrobe and use it as your AV.frankennietzsche wrote:My good buddy, RIPT has been texting (sexting, mor like it!) me from the Innauguration. He's as giddy as a school girl
I just wish there were some actual drunkards around here who can handle themselves like adults while still acting like retards - liquor&poker
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A bathrobe not my bathrobe?Fast Cast wrote: Your good buddy RIPT has suggested that you take a self-portrait in a bathrobe and use it as your AV.
My good buddy RIPT says that you are a prevert. (sic)
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Re: My good friend RIPT just told me...
frankennietzsche wrote:A bathrobe not my bathrobe?
My good buddy RIPT says that you are a prevert. (sic)
A bathrobe....
My good buddy Ript was concerned you might not have a bathrobe to match with a giant leather holster large enough to hold a Yosemite Sam-type revolver.
Cowboy hat is optional, but not really.
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That'd be your Walker Colt...Fast Cast wrote:frankennietzsche wrote:A bathrobe not my bathrobe?
My good buddy RIPT says that you are a prevert. (sic)
A bathrobe....
My good buddy Ript was concerned you might not have a bathrobe to match with a giant leather holster large enough to hold a Yosemite Sam-type revolver.
Cowboy hat is optional, but not really.
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
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Re: My good friend RIPT just told me...
Dude, RiPT couldn't find a holster-belt big enough for his fat donkey.
And, y'know, he'd have to leave the house, and all...
And, y'know, he'd have to leave the house, and all...
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My good buddy RIPT just called. He said that he wanted to post in the "daily nut" thread, but couldn't. :( His emoticon, not mine.
He said that he wanted to remind everybody that he has told people in the past that he is a bio-chemist and that I should say that he is, too.
He said that he wanted to remind everybody that he has told people in the past that he is a bio-chemist and that I should say that he is, too.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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My amigo RIPT was just telling me that, much to the surprise of most folk, he thinks that President Obama is doing a swell job. He said that he would vote for him again if he could.
He hails from Delaware and, the way that he was talking, he has a huge man-crush on VP Biden.
"Hate the game, not the playah." is what he said.
That RIPT is just so full of surprises.
He hails from Delaware and, the way that he was talking, he has a huge man-crush on VP Biden.
"Hate the game, not the playah." is what he said.
That RIPT is just so full of surprises.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Re: My good friend RIPT just told me...
He is full of surprises if he told you that. Or his doctors finally got his meds right.frankennietzsche wrote:My amigo RIPT was just telling me that, much to the surprise of most folk, he thinks that President Obama is doing a swell job. He said that he would vote for him again if he could.
He hails from Delaware and, the way that he was talking, he has a huge man-crush on VP Biden.
"Hate the game, not the playah." is what he said.
That RIPT is just so full of surprises.
Are you sure you haven't been talking to treetop...or me?
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(Not many people realize that this character was based on the real life antics of RIPT.)RIPT wrote: Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Well, RiPT is definitely an Oddball...frankennietzsche wrote:(Not many people realize that this character was based on the real life antics of RIPT.)RIPT wrote: Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
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Re: My good friend RIPT just told me...
How in the hell did I manage to miss this thread? Oh, it's in NBR.
Had him for HBE one year. I may have freaked him out a bit with the CIA letterhead and watermark stationary.coqui_chris wrote: Remember Linkster?
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Re: My good friend RIPT just told me...
Lord RIPT has best kung-fu grip for pointing Desert Eagle pisol at webcam.
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