No, not for me. I don't need dating advice - I get it all the time: stop banging crazy girls. Especially fat ones.
The reason I posted is this article:
http://msn.match.com/msn/article.aspx?a ... >1=10486
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Dating Advice
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Re: Dating Advice
I need to follow that advice.Rip Rufus wrote:No, not for me. I don't need dating advice - I get it all the time: stop banging crazy girls. Especially fat ones.
The reason I posted is this article:
http://msn.match.com/msn/article.aspx?a ... >1=10486
Thoughts?
I also should not sleep with strippers, either...it's bad.
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They really are.Nic the Chick wrote:you and girlie are the best people i have never met.steved2112 wrote:It's the guy who needs our help. If she's put off by his drinking, he's obviously doing something wrong. Maybe if he laid off long enough to fix his lady a drink things would smooth over.
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They make me want to be them, both, simultaneously..gerald_weigel wrote:They really are.Nic the Chick wrote:you and girlie are the best people i have never met.steved2112 wrote:It's the guy who needs our help. If she's put off by his drinking, he's obviously doing something wrong. Maybe if he laid off long enough to fix his lady a drink things would smooth over.
The pinnacle of class I say.
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They make me want to be them, both, simultaneously..[/quoteFiyah wrote:gerald_weigel wrote:They really are.Nic the Chick wrote: you and girlie are the best people i have never met.
The pinnacle of class I say.
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Fiyah, fire, fie-yer..Hanging Judge wrote:What's with the howling, burning sperm thing avatar??Fiyah wrote:They make me want to be them, both, simultaneously..gerald_weigel wrote: They really are.
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Re: Dating Advice
Wait for it........
Proverbs 31:6&7
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Re: Dating Advice
FUCK YOU! I LOLZ AT YOU! I SHEET ON YOUR CHEST!
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Re: Dating Advice
NO FUCK YOU MOJO NIXON!! YOU ARE A BOOGER EATING COCKSUCKING MORON! FUCK YOU!!!
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Re: Dating Advice
I've had the pleasure of drinking with one Mr. Mojo Nixon. At Con 2 I believe in Denver. A fine gentleman if a bit larger in person that I expected.
Proverbs 31:6&7
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"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
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"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.