xactlybeerkegbilly wrote:I never had it but I would still jerk off on your mom . I know what I said
I'd rather jerk off in front of my mom than drink....
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Re: I'd rather jerk off in front of my mom than drink....
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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Even without sambuca, I'm gonna jerk off in front of this picture of your mom.. thx
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Re: I'd rather jerk off in front of my mom than drink....
I love the fact that there has only been one single answer that actually relates to the topic! But yeah, I don't blame you guys..
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ANY light beer.......still!
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Welcome to a pubMglaffas wrote:I love the fact that there has only been one single answer that actually relates to the topic! But yeah, I don't blame you guys..
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Re: I'd rather jerk off in front of my mom than drink....
Sambuca is fine. Fuck's sake it has booze in it!
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Re: I'd rather jerk off in front of my mom than drink....
it gives me terrible hangovers. I have nothing against sambuca, but I fear sambuca has something against mePalinka wrote:Sambuca is fine. Fuck's sake it has booze in it!
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Sambuca or Limoncello? In any case, I blame the Italians.
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when in doubt...BBoozer wrote:Sambuca or Limoncello? In any case, I blame the Italians.
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Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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I think the only type of booze i'll pass up is light beer. Fuck that shit fuck it to hell and the people who drink it.NightShiftCharlie wrote:ANY light beer.......still!
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I'd imagine Canada will be getting a lot of blame over here soon, the current Governor of the Bank of Canada has been named as the next Governor of the Bank of England
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