Merry Christmas you drunks!
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Re: Happy fucking holidays
Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa, Happy Diwali, Ramadan, and other holidays out there. I know these already passed (besides Xmas), but better late than never I guess.
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Hope you all can get like me cheers
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Re: Happy fucking holidays
Indeed! Merry Christmas to all, may your booze be plentiful, and may all who are against festive drunkenness suffer from Herod's Evil!
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Re: The Family Christmas Party Ordeal
You should have smote her and wore her skin in a victory dance.
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Re: The Family Christmas Party Ordeal
We host Christmas at our house. Arrival time was 1pm. My sister showed up at 3pm. She had one job: make a green bean casserole. The stuff was bought for her to make it- twice. She didn't make it, and didn't bring the ingredients to make it. My mom makes the toast, and starts to cry as she thanks Jesus and God for Jack Hanna's animals? It was very strange.
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Re: The Family Christmas Party Ordeal
Dry Christmas for me. :( Sad sad week.
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Merry Fucking Christmas.
Love,
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Love,
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Re: The Family Christmas Party Ordeal
I cook, and drink. Then I cook some more. Then we eat. And then I retire to the library. It's nice, and peaceful, in there. The gargoyles, and the skulls, and of course, the books--heaven, as long as one has earbuds blasting Bach or Handel or somesuch. I wear heavy slippers to avoid lacerations from the thousand tiny bits of Lego vampire castle and whatnot.
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Re: The Family Christmas Party Ordeal
I prefer Lego Pirates myself.
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Re: The Family Christmas Party Ordeal
My family got pretty drunk on the 23rd and we danced in the kitchen. Then we got drunk again on the 24th and opened presents. Then, I'm pretty sure we got drunk again on the 25th and opened some more presents. By the 26th, my liver was swiss cheese. Perfect Christmas!!
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Re: The Family Christmas Party Ordeal
What he said.frankennietzsche wrote:You should have smote her and wore her skin in a victory dance.
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Re: The Family Christmas Party Ordeal
Thank God my family loves to drink, my dad is "dad drunk" all day. You know, he drinks whiskey all day and never seems to get more then a buzz and the next thing you know he is sleeping in a chair...only to wake up an hour later and drink more!
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You have been blessed. Love your Dad.sloweducation wrote:Thank God my family loves to drink, my dad is "dad drunk" all day. You know, he drinks whiskey all day and never seems to get more then a buzz and the next thing you know he is sleeping in a chair...only to wake up an hour later and drink more!
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Love To Know How You Celebrate Christmas and Hannukkah
I have always been fascinated how we celebrate the same thing so differently. I love it.
My nieces (7 and 10 ) just learned about the custom of leaving your shoes out - akin to our stockings.
How do you celebrate the birth of Christ? We all have great traditions, food and, natch, cocktails - I've got the packet of mulling spices ready.
Not to mention the lovely li'l Advent calendar at http://www.jacquielawson.com/advent/alp ... urce=jl510
Adorable. Fun for the kids - and us too!
My nieces (7 and 10 ) just learned about the custom of leaving your shoes out - akin to our stockings.
How do you celebrate the birth of Christ? We all have great traditions, food and, natch, cocktails - I've got the packet of mulling spices ready.
Not to mention the lovely li'l Advent calendar at http://www.jacquielawson.com/advent/alp ... urce=jl510
Adorable. Fun for the kids - and us too!
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Re: Love To Know How You Celebrate Christmas and Hannukkah
I have hated X-mas since I was 8. If not for my nephew I would have nothing to do with the wretched holiday. It is an exercise in alienation where you get gifts that demonstrate that people don't know who you really are. Fuck it, I guess it's good to get new socks.
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But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott
RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.