How you know you live in a college town
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How you know you live in a college town
...you're drunk on a Thursday. That's when the best drink specials are, afterall.
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Re: How you know you live in a college town
Are you a townie?
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Re: How you know you live in a college town
Thirsty Thursdays, yep...
Too many drunk/hungover students on Friday to be a coincidence. I just LOVE administering a quiz or test on a Friday to get em.
If you wanna drink with the boys, you have to get up with the men.
Too many drunk/hungover students on Friday to be a coincidence. I just LOVE administering a quiz or test on a Friday to get em.
If you wanna drink with the boys, you have to get up with the men.
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Re: How you know you live in a college town
I never go out on a thursday any more, since they shut the HIVE
http://local.stv.tv/glasgow/212292-glas ... vandalism/
it was always buzzing on a thursday
http://local.stv.tv/glasgow/212292-glas ... vandalism/
it was always buzzing on a thursday
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Re: How you know you live in a college town
Damn...and here I've been college material all along and never knew it. Bummer...stinie wrote:...you're drunk on a Thursday. That's when the best drink specials are, afterall.
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Re: How you know you live in a college town
Yeah, we have Thirsty Thursdays here at our local minor league baseball stadium. It's cool but it attracts way too many cops.
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Re: How you know you live in a college town
You know you live in a college town when bartenders love you on Monday
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Re: How you know you live in a college town
I know I'm in a college town when I'm in college and everyone I meet is too. Ahahahhahahahhaha. Yeah, I'm not old yet
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Re: How you know you live in a college town
We have $0.50 pints of Black Label here on Tuesdays. And after 2am they will sell you a 12 pack for $8.00.
Re: How you know you live in a college town
I know i'm in a town when i'm out sitting on a barstool. that just happens to be most days that end in ''y''.. THANKS MILWAUKEE :)
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I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.