Hey, who opened up this back room?
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Hey, who opened up this back room?
Finally, a forum where the mods aren't mostly people I'd like to boil in oil.
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Re: Hey, who opened up this back room?
Damn...I just spit beer out my nose.Sgt. HSA wrote:Finally, a forum where the mods aren't mostly people I'd like to boil in oil.
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Around here, we don't boil them in oil. We slather them in oil.
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Re: Hey, who opened up this back room?
You know when bars stay "open" past Last Call but only for like the regulars and friends, except there are some undesirables and strangers there that they need to get rid of first, so everybody's just standing around acting nonchalant while the barbacks keep bellowing "LAST CALL! THAT MEANS FINISH THEM UP AND GET OUT!"
But the undesirables and strangers have kinda got the feel of the place and they think they should be part of the perks of friendships and loyalties long-developed through time and attrition, and they're standing there looking at you, and you're just trying to make it look like you're getting ready to leave but its really like the Three Stooges where you're like "C'mon lets go, yeah, that's it, lead the way! I'm right behind you!"
But the undesirables and strangers have kinda got the feel of the place and they think they should be part of the perks of friendships and loyalties long-developed through time and attrition, and they're standing there looking at you, and you're just trying to make it look like you're getting ready to leave but its really like the Three Stooges where you're like "C'mon lets go, yeah, that's it, lead the way! I'm right behind you!"
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Re: Hey, who opened up this back room?
A very astute metaphor, my friend. At least I think it's a metaphor, I'm too drunk to remember the definition of one at this point.coqui_chris wrote:You know when bars stay "open" past Last Call but only for like the regulars and friends, except there are some undesirables and strangers there that they need to get rid of first, so everybody's just standing around acting nonchalant while the barbacks keep bellowing "LAST CALL! THAT MEANS FINISH THEM UP AND GET OUT!"
But the undesirables and strangers have kinda got the feel of the place and they think they should be part of the perks of friendships and loyalties long-developed through time and attrition, and they're standing there looking at you, and you're just trying to make it look like you're getting ready to leave but its really like the Three Stooges where you're like "C'mon lets go, yeah, that's it, lead the way! I'm right behind you!"
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Re: Hey, who opened up this back room?
YET!Sgt. HSA wrote:Finally, a forum where the mods aren't mostly people I'd like to boil in oil.
Re: Hey, who opened up this back room?
Another day successfully avoiding being boiled in oil. I'd call that a result.
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Or perhaps, merely a reprieve?GinSoakedGirl wrote:Another day successfully avoiding being boiled in oil. I'd call that a result.
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
Re: Hey, who opened up this back room?
*sighs* Just get it over with then...peetie44 wrote:Or perhaps, merely a reprieve?GinSoakedGirl wrote:Another day successfully avoiding being boiled in oil. I'd call that a result.
"Spiny norman wins on the bizzare terror stakes, if you haven't been stared at by a 40-foot hedgehog, you haven't lived." - Saltandgin
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WWDJFD?
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WWDJFD?
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Re: Hey, who opened up this back room?
GinSoakedGirl wrote:
*sighs* Just get it over with then...
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
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frankennietzsche wrote:GinSoakedGirl wrote:
*sighs* Just get it over with then...
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
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Re: Hey, who opened up this back room?
http://www.amazon.com/Brace-Yourself-Br ... 0312094302GinSoakedGirl wrote:*sighs* Just get it over with then...peetie44 wrote:Or perhaps, merely a reprieve?GinSoakedGirl wrote:Another day successfully avoiding being boiled in oil. I'd call that a result.
"To avoid criticism: Do nothing, Say nothing, Be nothing" - Fred Shero
"You hear players, media people say it's tough to play in Philly in front of these fans. To those people, I say, you didn't have the guts to succeed here." - John Kruk
"You hear players, media people say it's tough to play in Philly in front of these fans. To those people, I say, you didn't have the guts to succeed here." - John Kruk
Re: Hey, who opened up this back room?
I love this forum....and, for the record, I'm mostly oil-retardant.
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Re: Hey, who opened up this back room?
Great to see you Barca! It's been ages!
"Spiny norman wins on the bizzare terror stakes, if you haven't been stared at by a 40-foot hedgehog, you haven't lived." - Saltandgin
"Every time you don't get loaded, the terrorists win." - massivedrunk
WWDJFD?
"Every time you don't get loaded, the terrorists win." - massivedrunk
WWDJFD?