Who Are You?
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- Frankennietzsche
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I am what i am and that's all that I am.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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- Drunker Than God
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I'm Athos as portrayed by Oliver Reed or John Malkovich.
it's all chaff, a striving after the wind.
- Lush City
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I am Samtdcwillies wrote:I am an alcohol-based life form. I come in pieces. I mean you no ham.
Sam I am
I do not like
green eggs and ham.
Now I'm hungry...
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
- Mr. Viking
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hi, I'm douglas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoNLJ1fw3yw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoNLJ1fw3yw
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best
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Re: Who Are You?
Popeye is the man.frankennietzsche wrote:I am what i am and that's all that I am.
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Unless he's Robin "Manchild" Williams...Shane-O-Mac wrote:Popeye is the man.
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
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- Lush City
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Popeye is God.Shane-O-Mac wrote:Popeye is the man.frankennietzsche wrote:I am what i am and that's all that I am.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Here's proof...Lush City wrote:Popeye is God.Shane-O-Mac wrote:Popeye is the man.frankennietzsche wrote:I am what i am and that's all that I am.
(Might make a nice avatar for someone)
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
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"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
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I'm amphibious. I can wank with both hands underwater.
- steved2112
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Arthur Dent (one step behind everything amazing, and utterly intimidated by it all)
Jason Nesmith/Commander Taggart (incompetence and swagger in dangerous proportions, leading ultimately to undeserved victory)
Jason Nesmith/Commander Taggart (incompetence and swagger in dangerous proportions, leading ultimately to undeserved victory)
I feel like I;' Typing down hill.
-F. Sott Blitzedgerald
-F. Sott Blitzedgerald
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Mycroft Holmes crossed with the black guy from Harold and Kumar go to White Castle....and, I like to think, a little Dino.
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. - Henry Lawson
- Lush City
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Yeah, what was that deal with the Cheshire cat all about? Had to do with altered perception or something. His smile looked so fake and smug. I'd like to see Garfield punch him in the nose.Savage wrote:I am Alice. Why is that cat staring at me?
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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I'm Johnny fucking Tequila
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Yes, you fucking are.JohnnyTequila wrote:I'm Johnny fucking Tequila
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
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"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
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