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The first new parts for my bike arrived today. It's a puch touring that my grandpa found at the landfill a few years ago and gave to me, so I have decided to rebuild it. Putting on new brakes, rebuilding the wheels, new tyres, maybe new handlebars, and if it goes well I might strip down the frame and repaint it. Then I'm going to go and ride it really fast like this one time when I rode my bike so fast, and people must have thought I was on a motorbike because I was going so fast, and I had cards in the spokes so it made engine noises too
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Mr. Viking wrote:The first new parts for my bike arrived today. It's a puch touring that my grandpa found at the landfill a few years ago and gave to me, so I have decided to rebuild it. Putting on new brakes, rebuilding the wheels, new tyres, maybe new handlebars, and if it goes well I might strip down the frame and repaint it. Then I'm going to go and ride it really fast like this one time when I rode my bike so fast, and people must have thought I was on a motorbike because I was going so fast, and I had cards in the spokes so it made engine noises too
You aren't living until the cops have pulled you over for either speeding or DUI on a bicycle. Me? I was speeding.
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Was that the same night as the collarbone incident?waahoohah wrote:Mr. Viking wrote:The first new parts for my bike arrived today. It's a puch touring that my grandpa found at the landfill a few years ago and gave to me, so I have decided to rebuild it. Putting on new brakes, rebuilding the wheels, new tyres, maybe new handlebars, and if it goes well I might strip down the frame and repaint it. Then I'm going to go and ride it really fast like this one time when I rode my bike so fast, and people must have thought I was on a motorbike because I was going so fast, and I had cards in the spokes so it made engine noises too
You aren't living until the cops have pulled you over for either speeding or DUI on a bicycle. Me? I was speeding.
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most certainly not. I doubt I hit 3mph that night. The only reason I made it home that night? I fell down at at an intersection. I had a 1 in 4 chance when the passing motorist woke me up. It turns out, I chose well. The speeding thing is a whole different thing.ThirstyDrunk wrote:Was that the same night as the collarbone incident?waahoohah wrote:Mr. Viking wrote:The first new parts for my bike arrived today. It's a puch touring that my grandpa found at the landfill a few years ago and gave to me, so I have decided to rebuild it. Putting on new brakes, rebuilding the wheels, new tyres, maybe new handlebars, and if it goes well I might strip down the frame and repaint it. Then I'm going to go and ride it really fast like this one time when I rode my bike so fast, and people must have thought I was on a motorbike because I was going so fast, and I had cards in the spokes so it made engine noises too
You aren't living until the cops have pulled you over for either speeding or DUI on a bicycle. Me? I was speeding.
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Back to topic. Puch? Old School!
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Little Mikey Carson '67 to '75
He rode his bike like the devil until the day he died
When he grows up he wants to be Mr. Vertigo on the flying trapeze
He rode his bike like the devil until the day he died
When he grows up he wants to be Mr. Vertigo on the flying trapeze
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now I have panniers and have reduced the gearing I can carry a full case of bourbon home from the shops on it
woot etc
woot etc
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I want to know about the "grandpa found at a landfill" part.
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my grandpa was leaving off a tv at the landfill (which is about a mile from my parents@ house) and saw this bike, thought "that's too good to throw away" and he took it home. The day that my other grandad died, he cycled 10 miles to our house on it, aged 78, just to show he wasn't thinking of going anywhere soon
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this is going on here tonight...the riverwest 24 hour bike race...http://www.riverwest24.com/ plenty of beer, live bands set up on peoples front lawns, drunks walking around, block parties, silly costumes, sillier haircuts and tattoos....and some pretty awesome bike riding. it's also the safest 24 hours this neighborhood has in a year... looking forward to walking around in a bit.
:) https://www.facebook.com/Riverwest24 (oh, about 600 people or so expected to ride the race)
:) https://www.facebook.com/Riverwest24 (oh, about 600 people or so expected to ride the race)
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That's not nearly as exciting as I was hoping and not scandalous at all. Change "tv" to "body" and you gots a better story.Mr. Viking wrote:my grandpa was leaving off a tv at the landfill (which is about a mile from my parents@ house) and saw this bike, thought "that's too good to throw away" and he took it home.
But, he does sound like a marvelous fellow.The day that my other grandad died, he cycled 10 miles to our house on it, aged 78, just to show he wasn't thinking of going anywhere soon
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
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"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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dancing in the streets! fucking riverwest 24.!
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That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.